notascientist This is what Americans are really like.
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divinitycycle      My stars are mostly for the haunted house actor laughter and the Scream mask.
"AAAH HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!"
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Scrotum H. Vainglorious      Bravo! Bravo!
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charmlessman      What a perfectly accurate representation of how America works!
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BillLumbergh      IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
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K. Brass      Randall Terry's wikipedia article makes for interesting reading when it comes to his family life. Not that you expect a man who makes protest theater with a surgeon stabbing an asian whore's baby to be endearing.
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THA SUGAH RAIN      And they lived happily ever after!
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TeenerTot      What do they mean, "rationing?" It's clear they each got to see the doctor for their death injections.
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sosage This is no Unto Obama.
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Zarathustra00      When Obama, the killer from the Scream movies and his twin, and the drummer from Lordi come to personally see me off to the death camps I intend to greet them as happily as the guy who goes second in this did.
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Rum Revenge      Obama is killing babies and old people and giving hookers away? What's not to love?
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Hooper_X Seriously. Free abortions and boob jobs, plus they're executing teabaggers? Awesome!
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memedumpster      Do Republicans just shoot their elderly or something? Do none of them ever die in a hospital? It's like they have no clue what the process is like.
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Robert DeNegro      I want all the armed forces of the world to ATTACK MY COUNTRY!
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Severian      Fucking retards.
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Accidie      I did this sketch at summer camp.
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spikestoyiu Even though anyone with half a brain knows that the bill doesn't work this way, I don't see what the big deal is. Killing off the hyperelderly and unwanted children? Sounds like a great way to deal with overpopulation, urban sprawl, unemployment, etc.
When wild animals know they're about to die, they head off into the woods to do it so that they don't take any resources away from the younger and healthier animals.
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TeenerTot I thought the sick animal moved away from the pack to avoid being ripped to pieces once the pack smelled death on him. But your scenario is nicer.
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spikestoyiu Either way, very old people and babies are worthless.
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