|The Mothership |
You mean she has those same dead eyees and lost expression when she's sober?
Skinny girls wouldn't be caught dead drinking diet cola. They'll water it the fuck down until it's nothing more than a few molecules of flavor hidden in a mountain of ice and club soda, but they'll be drinking REAL COLA god damn it. We can be normal people, too! WE CAN BE NORMAL.
No, her name is... Bethenny. Which is the stupidest faggotiest assholiest way to spell a simple name. God I hate this wretched vomit pile.
Yeah, I slipped up when I typed the description. Fixed it now. There's nothing about this woman I don't hate.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
needs cocktail time tag
Fixed. "there's nothing skinny about cocktails you stupid bitch" didn't fit right anyway.
|Johnny Madhouse |
I don't understand the appeal of these videos, but I'd also hate to ruin a perfectly good five star rating.
That's a man's skull with female flesh pulled tightly over it but whatever, have at it hoss.
This no appeal. This woman is poison. Five stars.
She's pretty good at mixing drinks by filling 4/5ths of the glass with vodka and topping it with drops of stuff
That's the first thing I noticed. Her cocktails are practically doing shots.
Also: good call bitch, cutting back on the orange juice really make this one guilt free.
I spent a decade of my life drunk and I wouldn't drink any of this shit.
Rachel Maddow would break this woman in half.
|Rum Revenge |
This is why I hate.
Somebody paid this woman more money than you'll probably make in a decade to "invent":
1. A Screwdriver with peach schnapps - and club soda.
2. A Cosmopolitan - with club soda.
3. A Rum and Coke - with club soda.
People are willing to PAY somebody to tell them how to water down their cocktails. I can do that! Drink your beer from a glass full of ice! Where's my mountain of money?
Oh she's ALL class. She did a seminar or some such stupid shit that my sister attended. My sister came back ranting about how the bitch sounded drunk the whole time.
I have this constant sinking feeling that the women of 2010 are, consciously or unconsciously, turning back the clock on feminism. Like the last few hundred years of trying to be taken seriously as something besides sex objects and arm candy is being tossed out the window.
Then again you can probably look at any decade and have the same suspicion. But I really hate this bitch, so I blame her and people like her.
|a flaming monkey |
Low-fat alcoholic drinks? I don't even get this. Do women really worry that an occasional cocktail drink at a club will make them fat?
No, we don't. It's done purely for show in front of your other girl friends to prove how much better you are. And to fish for "Oh, you're not fat" comments. A girl would never drink like this when she's out with the guys.
She got a recipe and drink-mix deal for this? EVIL
Yeah, those will sit well with the Kentucky Derby crowd. Give me my mint julep and shut up.
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