|THA SUGAH RAIN |
From "do whatever the fuck you want" to "I dont even know what the fuck this is" her recipes are priceless
It's always great when a chef says that they would rather be doing something else, other than cooking.
I don't know what adobo sauce is, I think it's just some kind of mexican... spicy zesty sauce.
looks kind of good actually, but I use that exact brand of chipotle peppers in adobo and its not spicy at all, which makes me think she doesn't even eat the shit she makes
|Macho Nacho |
She used just two ingredients.
Should this even be considered a recipe?
Uh! There was some LEMON in there, fuckface.
Lime! I know because she elected not to wash her hands with it.
Well, considering the major theme of her recipes the lime part is optional.
a small scoop from a can of chuh-polty peppers
some lime juice
vegetable cream cheese
that's a recipe. its like she lost her job and instead of re-applying herself, she decided to make a book of all her shitty creations, because that's What You Do Now
I didn't miss one, I was just staggering my submissions. Bethenny is way easier to handle in small doses. Still, I'm glad I got a new POE-personality going, so that's something. Thanks for using my tags!
Good god I hate this woman.
|The Mothership |
Woman giving cooking advice tells us that we should spend as little time cooking in the kitchen as possible, we should be out doing the things we love to do.
She hates food, kitchens, and you.
She teaches cooking like Mister Garrison teaches evolution.
"First you throw some of this crap in here and toss some of this on it and beat it with this stick, then you dump this shit on it and eat it."
It's obvious why she's skinny, she can't fucking cook.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
I tend to get INTO things and NOT STOP
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