I said it myself: she's best in small doses. Then other people started jacking my future submissions, I had to act fast!

The plan was to save the rest of these for a week or two, give you guys a chance to recover and me to spread my hate out a bit more.

In a week I'll hate this bitch like she's Big Al again, don't worry.

Honestly, I kinda wanna coat my kitchen in empty bottles and make a few videos where I cook her food exactly as she tells me too, then get people's opinions on the results.

She works with PETA. I just thought you should know.

And with that, ROUS makes me hate her all over again, just like new!

I don't get the hate. I mean, she's kinda obnoxious and it's less that she's giving bad cooking than most of these recipes should be self-evident to people. I mean this is all ghetto potluck stuff but not like the horror of that one lady's macaroni salad.

Well, that, and if you wanted to be healthy with snacks how about recipes that don't involve cream cheese at all.

She's annoying, but not worth some sort of hate fetish.

I know why I hate her. People like this make my profession look like some retarded joke. Plus I want to kill every last person who goes: 'ohhh, you're a chef, like Emeril?"

This bitch and every other 'celeb' chef can choke on a dick and die.

BAM!!!

Okay RocketBlender , I can understand it from your side of things. Maybe there's a lot more chefs on poetv than I ever imagined or something.

I'll be honest, when I first submitted mock-a-mole, I never expected her to catch on the way she did. I'm surprised how willing everyone here is to share my hatred. Thanks guys!

she likes to remind how very rich she is. she can afford to buy the best ingredients on the market, but she doesnt have time because she is so busy.