jangbones - 2010-03-30
You have to drive AND use the toilet? Being a cop is hard.
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oddeye - 2010-03-30 What? No way, cops are allowed to shoot people for the hell of it aren't they?
They should make a new version where you taser everyone and everything till you get your way.
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BHWW - 2010-03-30
What Not To Do In Police Quest III: Do not bother to play Police Quest III at all.
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Steve Airport - 2010-03-30
+5 for Bathonian victory dance
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Chibisuke - 2010-03-30
Every police officer I've ever been pulled over by has approached my car from the driver's side. Every dashcam video I see of a police officer pulling someone over has the officer approach from the driver's side. This game is a lie!
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memedumpster - 2010-03-30 Having been pulled over at 3am in Alabama, I can say sometimes they approach from both sides simultaneously.
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SolRo - 2012-02-22 On the highways in SoCal they always go to the passenger side.
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MongoMcMichael - 2010-03-30
7:35 "You've become the The Ultimate Roadkill."
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boner - 2010-03-30
It's been almost 20 years, but I remember doing almost all this stuff. The ultimate joke is that if you forget to visit your comatose wife every day and give her flowers, she dies at the end.
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baleen - 2010-03-30
Useful things to know after the Apocalypse week?
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Hooper_X - 2010-03-30
I hope they catch that maniac in the white car.
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OgreMkIV - 2010-03-30 Yeah, you think they'd figure out the same car kept running over cops!
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fluffy - 2010-03-30
"The last thing you here is the suspect's laughter."
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chaos owl - 2010-03-30
PUNCH BLACK FACES
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chaos owl - 2010-03-30 absolutely nothing random here
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chaos owl - 2010-03-30 the "dumb crap" that i am mad about is the videos themselves, so
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chumbucket - 2010-03-30
gave officer Leg Up the chance to use "crack" and "bone up" in the same sentence.
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Rafiki - 2010-03-30
Crotch for the t- wait, I mean, thanks for crotch, off-- FUCK.
THANKS. FOR. THE. TIPS.
THANKS FOR THE TIPS, CROTCHIFER CR-
GODDAMMIT. FUCK THIS GAME IT SUCKS
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snothouse - 2010-03-30
That policeman is giving you a generous look at his area.
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teenage mutant lisa turtle - 2010-03-30
HELL NO!!!! Take me to jail. *faaaarrrt*
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Camonk - 2010-03-30
The main purpose of this game seems to have been to make police work seem like boring drudgery so that nobody would ever do it.
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Caminante Nocturno - 2010-03-30
The last thing you here is the suspect's laughter.
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Jet Bin Fever - 2010-03-30
Now do a Space Quest 4 One! please! Ahh DOSnostalgia
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Cube - 2010-04-01 DOStalgia can kill you without proper medication.
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MacGyver Style Bomb - 2010-03-30
The Adventures of Officer Garry Stu in Dangerland.
Honestly, most of the real fun in these old Sierra games was finding all the bizarre ways to fuck up.
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Desidiosus - 2010-03-30
The ones where he drives off the road and misses the turn made me completely lose my shit.
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memedumpster - 2010-03-30
"Shooting a perpetrator whose only threat to you is his mouth and fists is no way to uphold the law."
Wow, they didn't even TRY to make this game realistic.
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detc - 2010-03-30 Also the guy walking towards you with some unidentified thing in his hand at the traffic stop. Cops are practically trained to shoot you if you do that.
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Rum Revenge - 2010-03-30
Brought to you by people who hate everyone.
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RockBolt - 2010-03-31
This game has some amazing unintentional comedic timing
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Old People - 2012-09-02
2:54. These officers were not briefed on Surviving Edged Weapons.
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