You have to drive AND use the toilet? Being a cop is hard.
What? No way, cops are allowed to shoot people for the hell of it aren't they?
They should make a new version where you taser everyone and everything till you get your way.
What Not To Do In Police Quest III: Do not bother to play Police Quest III at all.
|Steve Airport |
+5 for Bathonian victory dance
Every police officer I've ever been pulled over by has approached my car from the driver's side. Every dashcam video I see of a police officer pulling someone over has the officer approach from the driver's side. This game is a lie!
Having been pulled over at 3am in Alabama, I can say sometimes they approach from both sides simultaneously.
On the highways in SoCal they always go to the passenger side.
7:35 "You've become the The Ultimate Roadkill."
It's been almost 20 years, but I remember doing almost all this stuff. The ultimate joke is that if you forget to visit your comatose wife every day and give her flowers, she dies at the end.
Useful things to know after the Apocalypse week?
I hope they catch that maniac in the white car.
Yeah, you think they'd figure out the same car kept running over cops!
"The last thing you here is the suspect's laughter."
|chaos owl |
PUNCH BLACK FACES
the "dumb crap" that i am mad about is the videos themselves, so
gave officer Leg Up the chance to use "crack" and "bone up" in the same sentence.
Crotch for the t- wait, I mean, thanks for crotch, off-- FUCK.
THANKS. FOR. THE. TIPS.
THANKS FOR THE TIPS, CROTCHIFER CR-
GODDAMMIT. FUCK THIS GAME IT SUCKS
That policeman is giving you a generous look at his area.
|teenage mutant lisa turtle |
HELL NO!!!! Take me to jail. *faaaarrrt*
The main purpose of this game seems to have been to make police work seem like boring drudgery so that nobody would ever do it.
|Caminante Nocturno |
The last thing you here is the suspect's laughter.
|Jet Bin Fever |
Now do a Space Quest 4 One! please! Ahh DOSnostalgia
DOStalgia can kill you without proper medication.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
The Adventures of Officer Garry Stu in Dangerland.
Honestly, most of the real fun in these old Sierra games was finding all the bizarre ways to fuck up.
The ones where he drives off the road and misses the turn made me completely lose my shit.
"Shooting a perpetrator whose only threat to you is his mouth and fists is no way to uphold the law."
Wow, they didn't even TRY to make this game realistic.
Also the guy walking towards you with some unidentified thing in his hand at the traffic stop. Cops are practically trained to shoot you if you do that.
|Rum Revenge |
Brought to you by people who hate everyone.
This game has some amazing unintentional comedic timing
|Old People |
2:54. These officers were not briefed on Surviving Edged Weapons.
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