-...the gold coin bearing the image of...Saggagagawia, haha!
-Sacagawea... what are you doing?
-Shh...I'm sorry! Oh God. SHE'S INDIAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! BWAHAHA!!!!!!
-Ah, come on...
-SHE'S A FUCKING INDIAN!!!! I CAN NEVER STOP LAUGHING!!!!!
As the video shows, the real Sacagawea was on hand for the unveiling ceremony. She left early after Hillary Clinton called her "Lady Gaga Weewah" and Joe Biden made a joke about casinos.
The Spanish conquerors really messed up by not putting the images of the slave miners on the stolen gold. Had they done this, maybe Columbus would be considered a hero now instead of a murdering sack of... what...? ...oh.