Louis Armstrong
1.) I Gave this one star
2.) Thus God doesn't exist.
3.) WTF!!!

kingofthenothing
They forgot to add one I used to hear in chat rooms all the time, (back when I wasted my time in them) - an Argument From Ignorance:

1. Stuff happens that I don't understand. (Why is the sunset beautiful? Why does busting a nut feel so good? Why do I get thirsty? What are germs?)
2. It must be a miracle because I don't understand it.
3. God is the source of miracles.
4. Therefore God exists.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Meant to say before "This guy tries so hard. So God must exist."


The surgery one was my favorite.

Also, fuck cows.

BorrowedSolution
No, you're not. All it needs is that stupid "shipoopie" song to round it off.

Man Who Fights Like Woman
1) People find this video humorous.
2) Others doubt the humor within the video.
3) God said people would test my faith.
4) Therefore, God exists.

Aubrey McFate
He did a nice mix of gag reasons, digs on religious people and criticisms of theology.

So there.

memedumpster
1.) People with ADHD can't sit through this video.
2.) What was I saying?
3.) Therefore, God exists.

Xenocide
He took the same joke and rehashed it 39 times.

Therefore, Shiva exists.

Vishnu, though? Bullshit.

Robin Kestrel
Yeah, I'm not gonna downrate this, but it's a great idea done in the most annoying shove-it-in-your-face way possible.

Which, oddly enough, is the same beef I have with mainstream American Christianity.