Submitter has to know this winner, or IS this person...
MYSTERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
KillerGazebo It could have been in YouTube's "being watched right now" section or recommended for him based on a previous favoriting of some similar video. I'm not willing to accept this guy is a troll and I call on Vestigial Johnson to explain himself!
Vestigial Johnson I subscribe to a lot of jackass truther channels for laughs. This guy posted an equally stupid comment on another channel right as I was reading and I was all "hey I wonder if he has his own videos" and boy did he.
True story.
dichotic1 well, a census worker will eventually come a knocking.
Zarathustra00 Yeah and think of how it'll cost to send census workers to all the teabaggers and idiots like this. Not just the census workers hourly wage, but travel and possibly dining/lodging expenses, plus all the notifications and reminders that will get mailed out first. And when some government agency publishes a report later this year on how much it cost to conduct the census, Fox News will be there to explain to these people that it wasn't their fucking fault but herr Obama's.
Well, I feel better now. Now I just need to move somewhere where I'm not surrounded by people like this and I can hold onto this non murderous rage feeling.
CapnJesusHood a short list of places you can move to where you won't be surrounded by people who don't return their census forms:
the artic shelf
the marianas trench
the moon
chumbucket I imagine today's census worker does field work in kevlar helms and vests with the typical yellow lettered official "US Census" on the back of the jacket.
They may also have their own fleet of armored ram vehicles.
knowless the one i saw yesterday was just a black guy in his mid twenties in street clothes trying to explain to the elderly woman through her latched door that he wasnt trying to sell anything, just have her fill out the form..
it was an odd interaction to witness.
also link dead.
RocketBlender I love how he switches hands a few times when it starts to get hot, only eventually to let it go, spending the rest of his video concerned about his floor.
5 for that, and the description made me laugh.
The Mothership Yea, I was hoping for a bit of panicked stomping of flaming debris, but this still delivers.
TheOtherCapnS His expression after he realizes what a mess he's made just before he looks up at the carpet. He knows that he's stained his mom's living room carpet. There's nothing he can do, she's going to yell at him when she gets home from her double shift. But sometimes you have to make sacrifices like this. For your country.
Here it starts.
TheOtherCapnS before he looks up at the camera, rather.
phalsebob "THIS IS HOW THE REVOLUTION STARTS MOTHERFUCKERS!@"
mashedtater i guess no one told him the library has more if he needs them...
cognitivedissonance Sweet, that's one less vote for his district, hopefully we can get enough of these morons to do this in some key Republican districts and then they'll show them just who actually payed attention in Civics class.
Hooper_X That's pretty much been my hope all along.
Syd Midnight Michelle Bachman may lose her congressional district if enough of her constituents don't fill out the census. The laws of irony demand it.
divinitycycle My favorite part is when he managed accidentally stop the music for a second.
hammsangwich ONCE EVERY 10 YEARS IM GONNA STICK IT TO THE MAN!
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