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I'M NOT TALKING!
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Why isn't Mean Gene Okerlund more revered?
And I hate wrestling, from all eras (unless you're Jake "the Milkman" Milliman).
"He was the celebrity spokesman for Slim Jim snack foods in the mid-to-late 1990s and still is noted for this today...Coincidently, on the same day that his three disc DVD collection was released, the Slim Jim manufacturing plant in North Carolina exploded."
He is The Best.
We had to deal with this shit when we were kids. People today think Lost is confusing.
Eventually wrestlers like Randy Savage and the Ultimate Warrior will be hailed as prophets and their words analyzed and studied to predict future events.
Ultimate Warrior. Hmm that's an interesting name let's take a look at it.
The acronym for the Ultimate Warror is U.W. Now, what else starts with U?
Now take the word Warrior, which of course in Greek is spelled with a silent T at the beginning. So we take that T, flip it sideways, and add another line and what do we get? The letter H.
Universal H. Universal H. What could that H stand for? Perhaps HEALTHCARE? Did the Ultimate Warrior, through the selection of his stage name, predicted the universal healthcare mass sterilization campaign of 2021?
It is also worth noting that if you take the name Ultimate Warrior, change most of the letters, and add a few more you get the name Barack Hussein Obama.
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Hey, it's that guy from Dexter's Lab!
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