Candlejackv616 
If I may recommend a "King of the Demo" tag?
Fat white dude in the shirt and tie makes this fucking vid, stars to him alone.
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Urkel Forever
These swords are so sharp that they will cut through a ten gallon container filled with urine?
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gmol
My thought diary while I was watching this:
Was that a meatboot? That was a meatboot.
Basketball...why are you cutting a basketball? Is that useful in any context? The rope maybe...
They're god damn water balloons! You don't prove anything if you can cut a bunch of water balloons open!
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notascientist I believe that the basketball is meant to simulate a leather piece of armor.
You know, the kind you start equipped with in RPGs like Charles Barkley Shut and Jam Gaiden.
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pineapplejuicer ladies and gentlemen, a glorious day, this day, april second, the year of lord two thousand and ten, when "boot full of meat" became an active tag
good work everybody
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gmol
5 stars for anything cold steel btw.
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fermun
They filled that boot with meat!
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MacGyver Style Bomb
Dynasty Warriors: Deli Edition
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Tuan Jim
Chub warrior + cold steel + mustache.
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Lauritz Melchior
1:48!!!
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SecretJunk
3:42 - the chinese war sword is to a clothed bag of pork what the 1st room in Cube was to that 1st guy
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saitcho
is that the image of christ in the pig's severed neck?
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Camonk
Let's see you make me climb your precious rope now, Coach Assface! Coach Cutrope!
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Comatose2
But will it blend?
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freedoom
5 for the return of Meat Boot! Minus 5 for wasting perfectly good pork. Another 5 for Lynn C Thompson in slow motion!
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1394
5 stars as soon as they figure out how to fill the basketball with meat.
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Kieran27
"DIE!!! DIE ROPE DIE!!!"
I like to think the chubby fellow uses this as his porn. There's him, all manly yet professional in his button shirt and tie, hacking away at random objects with a big blade. Interspered with clips of strapping young men in t-shirts posing with the sword he was holding just a few moments ago.
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Lazer Chachi
FUCK-A YOU BASKETBALL CHINESE WAR SWORD
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Wander
As presented by Dr. Steve Brule.
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retrocious
HUGE... WIDE... BLADE....
UNBELIEVABLY GREAT CROSS SECTION
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sosage
Meanwhile in hog heaven:
Well. We're giving up our lives so these asshole humans can eat. Wait. What? They're going to tie my corpse up to what? and do what now!?! I'm not even going to be used for food?!?!
OMG they stuffed part of my ass into a boot now. Why did they just do that? They aren't even going to wear the boot or eat?!? Oh dear lord they just put a jean jacket on George's torso.
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SolRo
Since these guys have no technique with swords, I'm waiting for the outtake video where their baseball-sword swings end up hitting their foot or leg.
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
I agree: None of these men should be allowed to keep their eyes.
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FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown
Seriously, though, never by a sword that you're not absolutely sure can take on plastic soda bottles. This is basic.
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Aelric
Virgin Mary sighting in the neck stump of the right pig at 5:21, just before the end.
Oh and meat boot is kind making you take your sword fantasy a little too far.
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oddeye
I'm having a hard time seeing the difference between a lot of their swords.
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zatojones
I love how contemptuously they knock aside the remains of the trash cans and other inanimate objects they've just hacked in two.
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Syd Midnight
The perfect tool for suicide-by-cop.
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Squeamish
BOOTMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAT
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paparatti
I started this video thinkiing "this will just be pathetic unless there's a pig carcass involved." AND THUS THERE WERE TWO.
But it's still pathetic.
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BorrowedSolution
Two. Pigs.
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Fatback Jack
2:50 - oh man that hat
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apiaryist
This is the best Cold Steel video. Bootsteak. Slow-mo beardy attack voice.
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athodyd
"mere flesh and blood"
Also the development of jean-jacket armor was a watershed moment in Chinese military history
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Caminante Nocturno
Right at the end, you can see an image of Frank Zappa in that pig's neck stump.
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