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Desc:from the patriotnetwork
Category:Military, Cartoons & Animation
Tags:guns, Internet, Texans, crackheads, why the terrorists fear us
Submitted:heyitslozeau
Date:04/03/10
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Godard's Drinking Problem - 2010-04-03
Ron White's material's gotten really str -

HOLY FUCK THAT'S A BIG GUN!
phalsebob - 2010-04-04
I think it's a prop from "The Mask", much like his personality.


Is this guy for real, or is this Poe's Law in action?

BorrowedSolution - 2010-04-03
Ah, the hypothetical 7-foot crackhead argument for second amendment rights argument. Tried and true.
BorrowedSolution - 2010-04-03
Redundant words. Yay.

James Woods - 2010-04-03
I'm now the proud founder of the MaybeTheCrackHeadsAreTheIssueNetwork.
Camonk - 2010-04-03
Please god don't invoke Sam Houston the only not utterly detestable person involved in the Texas revolution.
Camonk - 2010-04-03
PS: Guys, in Texas, "crackhead" means "nigger"

James Woods - 2010-04-03
Oh :(

I did not mean MaybeTheNiggersAreTheIssueNetwork

I am Canadian, some of the bullshit gets lost in translation.

TheOtherCapnS - 2010-04-04
And 'crack' means 'white rape-holes'

fermun - 2010-04-03
He claims that gun is a Smith & Wesson 500 in the video. A fucking 50 caliber handgun? Holy shit!

http://bit.ly/arGPWk This man said he was able to take down a cape buffalo and an elephant with this handgun. That is insane.
Camonk - 2010-04-03
He meant a cape buffalo crackhead (nigger) and an elephant crackhead (nigger)

Dicknuts - 2010-04-04
My dad has one. Shooting it feels like hitting a telephone pole with an aluminum baseball bat. And the cost of each round could buy you dinner.

King of Balls - 2010-04-04
I shot one too. I had enough after six rounds. It feels like being punched in the nose. It's even more of a wiener gun than a Desert Eagle.

RocketBlender - 2010-04-03
I was just talking about something like this with someone the other day. Why is it that whenever people are acting like dumbasses, racists, or bigots they use the word 'patriot' to justify their actions. There's a ton of 'patriots' out there who are terrible for this country.

Also, most 'patriots' really only seem to be aware of the first 2 amendments, which the interpret incorrectly, and not a single word of the rest of the constitution.
phalsebob - 2010-04-04
I think you are one of those crackheads (niggers) he was talking about.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-04-04
Because they go in for stupid rah-rah bullshit?

Kieran27 - 2010-04-04
Ah, I love/hate these people. There's such a disconnect from reality here. Not the usual kind I like (creationists, conspiracy theorists, etc.) it more an urbananized disconnect.

I remember watching a special on handgun laws and some small town in the south had passed a law that required carrying an unconcealed handgun. When asked why they needed this, all the people they interviewed listed the numerous rapes, robberies, murders, etc. that went on in their small 2,000 person town.

The news crew went to the sheriff's department and asked for the crime stats for the town. Nothing more serious than drunken disorder had happened there in four years.
1394 - 2010-04-04
The last time I exposed my weapon in public I was considered a criminal.
AltMazter - 2010-04-04
/ This is my rifle! This is my gun! /

You can't hide a rifle so exposing your gun would be considered indecent exposure...

kingofthenothing - 2010-04-04
This video is a lot better with the sound turned off and "Goodbye Horses" playing in the background.
grimcity - 2010-04-04
I hate it when I'm walking to the grocery store at the end of my street and merry pranksters try to rile me up by repeatedly shooting me with their 32's... it really pisses me off!
oddeye - 2010-04-04
So crack will make me immune to .32 rounds? Sweet
Ghoul - 2010-04-04
I'd rather have my weapon concealed, so I can trick the niggeuhhhh... crackheads into attacking me.
Freeman Gordon - 2010-04-04
Maybe Texas actually manages to secede soon.
James Woods - 2010-04-04
at least it would solve the illegal immigration issue. what with texas literally being the secure border between mexico and the remaining loling united states.

pastorofmuppets - 2010-04-05
Texas facts:

- one of the few places that prohibit open carry... if they legalize it they'll just be in line with everyone else. I find it weird that they haven't done it already. Even my ridiculously blue New England state allows open carry (with a license).
- There is no crack in Texas. Again, we have it here.

He should move to New England and be a Real American™.

Ursa_minor - 2010-04-04
It's a dupe:

http://poetv.com/video.php?vid=50247

5 stars
Syd Midnight - 2010-04-04
"Old guy whose neurotic about his small dick."
pastorofmuppets - 2010-04-05
The founding fathers did not give you the right to bear arms against crackheads. Crack didn't exist then, and something tells me you're not big on the whole "living document" thing.
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