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Desc:This is a man who loves cheeseburgers. And justice.
Category:Crime, Accidents & Explosions
Tags:cheeseburger josh
Submitted:spikestoyiu
Date:04/04/10
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baleen

This man is completely insane and I love him.
fatatty
It's a good thing we have insane people to protect us from insane people.

APE_GOD
Insane, huh.

I don't think he actually believes he is some cheeseburger vigilante and this is his manifesto about making the world safe for cheeseburger diners everywhere.

He is making a character out of the persona he adopted that night to cleverly, drunkenly, lure a far more drunk idiot into a fight he knew he could win in front of a riled up crowd and still keep the moral high ground even though he bullbaited a guy who literally leaving the building and escalated a scenario that would have otherwise ended without violence.

So he is making a joke out of it because now that he is sober he realizes he basically escalated a brawl for fun.






bongoprophet
to me that burger joint feels, appropriately enough, like a microcosm of contemporary america
Rodents of Unusual Size
Let's see, underpaid workers putting up with crap, enormous manchild demanding things, various onlookers cracking up at another person's insanity, and the smart alleck but quirky and polite young man pictured here.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

pineapplejuicer
five for ween soundtrack around 3:50...over a naked fat dude's ass

also if he's actually trained in BJJ, good for him for exercising restraint. those guys are assholes to spar with. actually i shouldnt generalize. can't recommend getting armbarred during a friendly practice to anyone, though
spikestoyiu
Maybe I'm just lucky to train where I train, but I'd say that the majority of them are not assholes. Can't really say for the same people who show up just to train no-gi for MMA, but whatever.

pineapplejuicer
yeah i caught myself there, i probably shouldn't have said it. the place i used to attend was not only no-gi but no athletic clothes, street clothes only with no stretching or warmups to simulate "real world" attack situations.

basically run by fucking nutjobs.

spikestoyiu
That'll do it!

Anaxagoras
HEY GUYS! I'M LOOKING FOR THE LOCAL BOUNCER CONVENTION! CAN YOU HELP ME?

spikestoyiu
Oh, I get it, because sports.

Adham Nu'man
Look guys, here on poeTV we are all fat and sarcastic, if not, you are Bouncers. Pick your side.

HankFinch
I'm in training for the Kumite and Gis are for suckas

Anaxagoras
Spike... do you think you would have gotten the same reaction if you had been talking about soccer, hockey, or track & field? Perhaps it might have been which sport you were talking about?

C'mon, man. Try putting 2 and 2 together. I have faith in you. You can do it.

spikestoyiu
I was talking about jiu-jitsu, which I have never thought to associate with bouncers or meatheads or whatever goofy stereotype you were driving at. Probably because I actually know something about it.

But this is the Internet, so anything that isn't LARPing is for gay jocks.

Anaxagoras
My faith was misplaced. I apologize for asking for something beyond your ability.

Here, I'll connect the dots for you. The "bouncer" comments are Internet shorthand for "Internet Tough Guy". Internet Tough Guys are also known to talk about martial arts. They *love* to trot out their martial art knowledge. The fact that you "actually know something about it" just seals the deal... most Internet Tough Guys do "actually know something about it". It's just one of the things that makes you special snowflakes so very special.

The more you know!

No need to thank me, by the way. Your gratitude is thanks enough.

Rodents of Unusual Size
No, the bouncer comments are a reference to a bouncer that was special to us all. We all bounce in his memory. RIP Roachbud, you bouncing hero.

SkeletonMichelle
In these dark times, America needs a hero. Joe Guichebarou is that hero.
BorrowedSolution
He was cooler when all he'd done was squash a loud fatty.
Syd Midnight
Well now you know he's also crazy what's wrong with that?

Rodents of Unusual Size
I think that's because he looks and sounds like Tom Green.

augias
Cheesebruger Joe Guichebarou
MongoMcMichael
"I have a cheeseburger; it tastes good" is the new "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER" for this generation. And by 'this generation', I mean 'April'.
Candlejackv616
He's like the reverse Thomas Bruso, as in not a crazy, lying, racist jackass coasting on his nam Vet status. Ok yeah maybe this dude is a lil "off" but thats pretty good considering how bug fuck crazy Bruso is.

Syd Midnight
Crazy stoner vs fat drunk bully. Horray for the good guys.
Ursa_minor
Why does everything think this guy is crazy? He clearly has a pretty funny sense of humor. I don't see anything "off" with this guy at all.
spikestoyiu
He's very clearly playing it up for the camera. Everyone on this site is weird.

zatojones
both of these guys were so drunk it's amazing they could walk let alone fight. thing is, one guy is an angry asshole drunk and the other is a funny drunk
Aubrey McFate
Victorious.
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