This man is completely insane and I love him.
I don't think he actually believes he is some cheeseburger vigilante and this is his manifesto about making the world safe for cheeseburger diners everywhere.
He is making a character out of the persona he adopted that night to cleverly, drunkenly, lure a far more drunk idiot into a fight he knew he could win in front of a riled up crowd and still keep the moral high ground even though he bullbaited a guy who literally leaving the building and escalated a scenario that would have otherwise ended without violence.
So he is making a joke out of it because now that he is sober he realizes he basically escalated a brawl for fun.
to me that burger joint feels, appropriately enough, like a microcosm of contemporary america
five for ween soundtrack around 3:50...over a naked fat dude's ass
also if he's actually trained in BJJ, good for him for exercising restraint. those guys are assholes to spar with. actually i shouldnt generalize. can't recommend getting armbarred during a friendly practice to anyone, though
yeah i caught myself there, i probably shouldn't have said it. the place i used to attend was not only no-gi but no athletic clothes, street clothes only with no stretching or warmups to simulate "real world" attack situations.
basically run by fucking nutjobs.
I'm in training for the Kumite and Gis are for suckas
Spike... do you think you would have gotten the same reaction if you had been talking about soccer, hockey, or track & field? Perhaps it might have been which sport you were talking about?
C'mon, man. Try putting 2 and 2 together. I have faith in you. You can do it.
I was talking about jiu-jitsu, which I have never thought to associate with bouncers or meatheads or whatever goofy stereotype you were driving at. Probably because I actually know something about it.
But this is the Internet, so anything that isn't LARPing is for gay jocks.
My faith was misplaced. I apologize for asking for something beyond your ability.
Here, I'll connect the dots for you. The "bouncer" comments are Internet shorthand for "Internet Tough Guy". Internet Tough Guys are also known to talk about martial arts. They *love* to trot out their martial art knowledge. The fact that you "actually know something about it" just seals the deal... most Internet Tough Guys do "actually know something about it". It's just one of the things that makes you special snowflakes so very special.
The more you know!
No need to thank me, by the way. Your gratitude is thanks enough.
Rodents of Unusual Size
No, the bouncer comments are a reference to a bouncer that was special to us all. We all bounce in his memory. RIP Roachbud, you bouncing hero.
In these dark times, America needs a hero. Joe Guichebarou is that hero.
He was cooler when all he'd done was squash a loud fatty.
Well now you know he's also crazy what's wrong with that?
Cheesebruger Joe Guichebarou
"I have a cheeseburger; it tastes good" is the new "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER" for this generation. And by 'this generation', I mean 'April'.
|Syd Midnight |
Crazy stoner vs fat drunk bully. Horray for the good guys.
Why does everything think this guy is crazy? He clearly has a pretty funny sense of humor. I don't see anything "off" with this guy at all.
He's very clearly playing it up for the camera. Everyone on this site is weird.
both of these guys were so drunk it's amazing they could walk let alone fight. thing is, one guy is an angry asshole drunk and the other is a funny drunk
|Aubrey McFate |
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