It's a good thing we have insane people to protect us from insane people.

Insane, huh.

I don't think he actually believes he is some cheeseburger vigilante and this is his manifesto about making the world safe for cheeseburger diners everywhere.

He is making a character out of the persona he adopted that night to cleverly, drunkenly, lure a far more drunk idiot into a fight he knew he could win in front of a riled up crowd and still keep the moral high ground even though he bullbaited a guy who literally leaving the building and escalated a scenario that would have otherwise ended without violence.

So he is making a joke out of it because now that he is sober he realizes he basically escalated a brawl for fun.

Let's see, underpaid workers putting up with crap, enormous manchild demanding things, various onlookers cracking up at another person's insanity, and the smart alleck but quirky and polite young man pictured here.

Yeah, that sounds about right.

Maybe I'm just lucky to train where I train, but I'd say that the majority of them are not assholes. Can't really say for the same people who show up just to train no-gi for MMA, but whatever.

yeah i caught myself there, i probably shouldn't have said it. the place i used to attend was not only no-gi but no athletic clothes, street clothes only with no stretching or warmups to simulate "real world" attack situations.

basically run by fucking nutjobs.

That'll do it!

HEY GUYS! I'M LOOKING FOR THE LOCAL BOUNCER CONVENTION! CAN YOU HELP ME?

Oh, I get it, because sports.

Look guys, here on poeTV we are all fat and sarcastic, if not, you are Bouncers. Pick your side.

I'm in training for the Kumite and Gis are for suckas

Spike... do you think you would have gotten the same reaction if you had been talking about soccer, hockey, or track & field? Perhaps it might have been which sport you were talking about?

C'mon, man. Try putting 2 and 2 together. I have faith in you. You can do it.

I was talking about jiu-jitsu, which I have never thought to associate with bouncers or meatheads or whatever goofy stereotype you were driving at. Probably because I actually know something about it.

But this is the Internet, so anything that isn't LARPing is for gay jocks.

My faith was misplaced. I apologize for asking for something beyond your ability.

Here, I'll connect the dots for you. The "bouncer" comments are Internet shorthand for "Internet Tough Guy". Internet Tough Guys are also known to talk about martial arts. They *love* to trot out their martial art knowledge. The fact that you "actually know something about it" just seals the deal... most Internet Tough Guys do "actually know something about it". It's just one of the things that makes you special snowflakes so very special.

The more you know!

No need to thank me, by the way. Your gratitude is thanks enough.

No, the bouncer comments are a reference to a bouncer that was special to us all. We all bounce in his memory. RIP Roachbud, you bouncing hero.

Well now you know he's also crazy what's wrong with that?

I think that's because he looks and sounds like Tom Green.

He's like the reverse Thomas Bruso, as in not a crazy, lying, racist jackass coasting on his nam Vet status. Ok yeah maybe this dude is a lil "off" but thats pretty good considering how bug fuck crazy Bruso is.

He's very clearly playing it up for the camera. Everyone on this site is weird.