I considered deducting a star for no meat boot, but the lord of the flies tag made up for it

Dr. Steve Brule

"I've got a lot of friends who are 6'2", 6'3". If I ever need to kill them I'm going to use the Nodachi."

I really like the demonstration at about 4:43 on how you can kill any mugger that gives you a running start.

Waiting for the point where they make something incredibly impractical, like a fictional zanbato.

This video is like a cross between the Highlander and Ed Gein.

Man I can't tell you how many times I've been attacked by a basketball.

Those fuckers.

Always bouncing here and there, attacking you and shit.

I fucking hate that.

I'm sold, I'm ordering one of this right away. The next basketball that fucks with me is gonna regret it.

1:24 No docked ship will be safe from "The Bladed Un-Moor-er."

Maybe by not being a fat nerdo who thinks that living in medieval Japan would've been SOOOOO awesome. That's the main way.

it's awesome how he holds the thing at the very end in a way reminiscent of the "low ready" position soldiers are taught nowadays to hold their rifles when not aiming them. everything this guy does screams "I want to be bad ass" but his belly just makes it all so ridiculous

I prefer to imagine that he's talking about some sort of grippy hand thing to get stuff off of a high shelf because he gets winded going up a stepladder.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lc9cnUbyiGQ

Guys can we get the pig parts off the floor of the sex dungeon? The ugly people orgy starts in like 15 minutes....you know what just leave them there.

How long before this graceless little fat man accidentally cuts himself in half?

You spar with guys who are 6'3"?
No you don't.

I want to know what they do with all the spare pig parts.

"Even this quarter-inch plywood: No match!"

Ooooooh, I'm sooooooo impressed.

I've watched so many of these Cold Steel vids but it never really occurred to me that if you swing pretty much any piece of steel (does not have to be of "ninja/samurai katana" sharpness - yeah right) of that thickness and weight at a soft object, it'll be sliced/chopped etc regardless.

Fat nerds with romantic notions of Japan and bushido and samurai and god knows what else...the only reason they get away with their posturing etc it is because of other people's ignorance.

These guys and all the fat youtube katana and iaido slobs miss the point entirely...they speak with deadly seriousness about things like honour and the bushido spirit in such high regard, but only as a far-away, abstract concept and only practically apply it when it suits them.
They do not have the discipline to practice it in everyday life, just have these violent fantasies about being a tough guy and getting revenge on their high-school bullies etc and...aarrgh.

I'll stop because I know I'm preaching to the converted.