i am so glad that hunting technology has finally allowed me to fulfill my most obscure fetish
What a wonderful device for pissing off my neighbors.
When I was a kid, my cat liked to haul baby rabbits into my house late at night. She would mangle one of their back legs, so they could only hop in desperate, bloody circles. My family would wake up to the baby rabbit screams and stumble blearily into the living room horror scene. My cat thought it was all wonderful entertainment.
-1 star, because the rabbit screaming is off... it's too hoarse and mechanical. Real dying rabbits sound like a squeaky human baby, and they'll haunt your dreams.
Have the rabbits stopped crying, FatFatuousNation?
|The Mothership |
Imagine the dedication it would take to turn it on, back off, hide, and wait for a coyote, bobcat or fox to make its way to the bogus bunny. One could be waiting for hours listening to the mechanical shrieks of a rabbit you KNOW some guys actually killed and recorded / looped the sound to make it that much more realistic.
Extra star for submission on Easter.
Let's get this together with some of those Aztec death whistles and have some real fun.
And you can lure hunters by playing Toby Keith CDs.
|THA SUGAH RAIN |
I want to go hunting, but I dont actually want to actually hunt for the fucking thing... Just let it come to my fulgazi rabbit. But at that point why dont you just bring a hammer to the pet store.
Whatever will demonstrate your superiority over the other animals in the food chain works; the kills don't need to be difficult or dignified, just as long as you kill somethin'!
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