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Desc:Horrid Non-Hipster Bettie Page Knock-off manages to be less funny than 'Newbusted'
Category:News & Politics, Horror
Tags:for the record, Molotov Mitchell, DJ Dolce, Plump Bettie Page Wannabe, Advanced Pseudo-Hipster Doucheism
Submitted:DJRobotron
Date:04/06/10
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Comment count is 27
Goethe and ernie - 2010-04-06
Does anyone on poe know what a hipster is? Not to say this woman's not a complete cunt, btw. Five for evil.
BorrowedSolution - 2010-04-06
DJ 'Cunt' Dolce.

APE_GOD - 2010-04-06
Yes. We just don't ever use the term because videos are rarely posted with hipsters.

Except for that Judge Judy thing.

KnowFuture - 2010-04-06
Like we have time in our respective busy days to break all the sucky people down into little groups.

DJRobotron - 2010-04-07
I don't know what a hipster is. I'm sorry. I just like using that word because it makes me feel like I too have tapped into the zeitgeist.

StanleyPain - 2010-04-06
It's Newsbusted with more photoshop filters and WAY MORE TUDE, DUDE!
Ghoul - 2010-04-06
“But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Konversekid - 2010-04-06
Less aggravating but definitely worse than For the Record.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious - 2010-04-06
As soon as I saw the Bettie Page hairdo I clicked the back button.
blood_visions - 2010-04-06
this woman is not a hipster. Hipsters would not hang out with this annoying thirty something. Apparently she has turned bitter from the rejection and is lashing out at liberals and/or trying to revive a terrible comedy career. Odds are douchy mcmolotov is her bf
Ghoul - 2010-04-06
Good guess, Molotov Mitchell is her husband.

IrishWhiskey - 2010-04-06
How clever, let me try!

'As if we need that fascist pyscho's opinion. She probably molests kids and shoots cops for fun.'
memedumpster - 2010-04-06
"Did you hear that Molotov and Winona Ryder went shopping together? Winona stole a blouse and Molotov was a stupid fucking bitch."

*laugh track*


NewHeavenSalesman - 2010-04-06
YOU DO NOT NEED TO FIDGET THAT MUCH, BITCH

TAKE A SHIT ON STAGE, DOWN THE LAUGH TRACK'S THROAT
APE_GOD - 2010-04-06
"News! News!" is a production of Illuminati Pictures. D.J. Dolce is a Christian who's been in entertainment since she was a little girl, works behind the scenes on "For the Record," is a member of Mensa, and practices Krav Maga (Israeli Martial Art). She also sings in the comedy musical group "Wolverines!" with Molotov Mitchell.

Mensa.


I don't think I really need to say anything else.
Vaidency - 2010-04-06
Wait a minute, there's a "Red Dawn" themed comedy music group featuring the guy from For the Record? I think we need a clip of them immediately.

Ghoul - 2010-04-06
You neglected to mention that she is also a fatty.

TeenerTot - 2010-04-07
I have anecdotal evidence that Mensa members are, in fact, complete retards.

charmlessman - 2010-04-06
Conservative comedy is NEVER funny.




EVER.
kwash - 2010-04-06
oh my god what an awful unbangable piece of shit
Explodotron - 2010-04-06
She fails to tell us about all the roads and schools Pharoah built whilst in power.
dead_cat - 2010-04-07
Or that there's no record of the Jews as slaves in Egypt.

Hooper_X - 2010-04-06
There's no way in fucking hell I'm watching this, but does this shitbird come anywhere near to admitting that the ancient Egyptians were black? Because that's astonishingly, uh, progressive of her.
pastorofmuppets - 2010-04-06
Best part of this is the instructions on the top about how to use the internet.
Cleaner82 - 2010-04-06
Like the Newsbusted chick she uses a patina of filters and low-res to hide all the unsightly wrinkles caused by years of scowling.
AmericanAir - 2010-04-07
Holy hell, what an annoying shit-parrot.
TeenerTot - 2010-04-07
This is awful and unfunny. Five stars!
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