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Desc:Horrid Non-Hipster Bettie Page Knock-off manages to be less funny than 'Newbusted'
Category:News & Politics, Horror
Tags:for the record, Molotov Mitchell, DJ Dolce, Plump Bettie Page Wannabe, Advanced Pseudo-Hipster Doucheism
Submitted:DJRobotron
Date:04/06/10
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Comment count is 27
Goethe and ernie
Does anyone on poe know what a hipster is? Not to say this woman's not a complete cunt, btw. Five for evil.
BorrowedSolution
DJ 'Cunt' Dolce.

APE_GOD
Yes. We just don't ever use the term because videos are rarely posted with hipsters.

Except for that Judge Judy thing.

KnowFuture
Like we have time in our respective busy days to break all the sucky people down into little groups.

DJRobotron
I don't know what a hipster is. I'm sorry. I just like using that word because it makes me feel like I too have tapped into the zeitgeist.

StanleyPain
It's Newsbusted with more photoshop filters and WAY MORE TUDE, DUDE!
Ghoul
“But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
Konversekid
Less aggravating but definitely worse than For the Record.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
As soon as I saw the Bettie Page hairdo I clicked the back button.
blood_visions
this woman is not a hipster. Hipsters would not hang out with this annoying thirty something. Apparently she has turned bitter from the rejection and is lashing out at liberals and/or trying to revive a terrible comedy career. Odds are douchy mcmolotov is her bf
Ghoul
Good guess, Molotov Mitchell is her husband.

IrishWhiskey
How clever, let me try!

'As if we need that fascist pyscho's opinion. She probably molests kids and shoots cops for fun.'
memedumpster
"Did you hear that Molotov and Winona Ryder went shopping together? Winona stole a blouse and Molotov was a stupid fucking bitch."

*laugh track*


NewHeavenSalesman
YOU DO NOT NEED TO FIDGET THAT MUCH, BITCH

TAKE A SHIT ON STAGE, DOWN THE LAUGH TRACK'S THROAT
APE_GOD
"News! News!" is a production of Illuminati Pictures. D.J. Dolce is a Christian who's been in entertainment since she was a little girl, works behind the scenes on "For the Record," is a member of Mensa, and practices Krav Maga (Israeli Martial Art). She also sings in the comedy musical group "Wolverines!" with Molotov Mitchell.

Mensa.


I don't think I really need to say anything else.
Vaidency
Wait a minute, there's a "Red Dawn" themed comedy music group featuring the guy from For the Record? I think we need a clip of them immediately.

Ghoul
You neglected to mention that she is also a fatty.

TeenerTot
I have anecdotal evidence that Mensa members are, in fact, complete retards.

charmlessman
Conservative comedy is NEVER funny.




EVER.
kwash
oh my god what an awful unbangable piece of shit
Explodotron
She fails to tell us about all the roads and schools Pharoah built whilst in power.
dead_cat
Or that there's no record of the Jews as slaves in Egypt.

Hooper_X
There's no way in fucking hell I'm watching this, but does this shitbird come anywhere near to admitting that the ancient Egyptians were black? Because that's astonishingly, uh, progressive of her.
pastorofmuppets
Best part of this is the instructions on the top about how to use the internet.
Cleaner82
Like the Newsbusted chick she uses a patina of filters and low-res to hide all the unsightly wrinkles caused by years of scowling.
AmericanAir
Holy hell, what an annoying shit-parrot.
TeenerTot
This is awful and unfunny. Five stars!
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