Submitted: boner

:D

Hot candle wax...oh!

never has the creepy tag been used so well.

Perversion is only in the mind of the beholder.

I don't know, when it comes to using lame erotic thrillers as templates for cookie-cutter sexual fantasies, I prefer Crimes of Passion. Vibrator-knives...oh!

ReadPsalms1: This person is vile and should not be heard!

http://www.youtube.com/user/ReadPsalms1

No duct tape?

... and then he touched me in my No Zone.

I don't know where to start, between the martini glass, the candles, the smoking jacket, the couch and his overall voice tone...this is either the most amazing spoof on creepy-old lounge guys whose entire life is sex or is a full-blown (oh!) document on how to be a creepy old lounge guy whose entire life is sex (or wishes it was)

Are we sure this isn't some SNL sketch?

I need to start posting videos that can use my name as a description too.

Cautionary tale of a tail chaser.

Considering eHow's track record I'm surprised he didn't recommend setting your head on fire before sex.

the *two* of us? somebody's not using their deviant imagination.