He really needs to start wearing a mask when he does this.

I grew up on a PC. I switched to a mac a few years ago.
Feels great.

Before or after the lobotomy?

Me too. In one of my lives I manage a Windows domain, so I'm definitely not incapable of implementing MS's overengineered solutions to simple problems and then layers of buggy third-party crap to keep the office from becoming a botnet. I just prefer not to come home to that.

UAC's the funniest part about Windows. No one runs Windows as a standard user, because programmers assume they have access to everything in the OS. So MS was forced to basically rename standard user to administrator and to add annoying privilege elevation prompts, as a passive-aggressive way of getting the ISVs to adopt a multi-user model (40 years after the first Unix).

Note, my comment was very boring but the ones below it are quite humorous, so stay tuned!

Write a poem about it.

Yeah, but there are reports the thing is overheating in direct sunlight. But you can crack it over your knee and still do... whatever it is you'd do with it.

Not really a design flaw. It's not like any iPad owners have ever come in contact with sunlight.

(Xenocide has the flu. Slow-moving targets week begins.)

I'm sorry to hear about your flu, but you shouldn't come in when you're ill. Are you ok to make your own way back from the internet?

NOTE: XENOCIDE DIED ON THE WAY BACK TO HIS HOME PLANET.

5) crack rocks

That blender costs significantly more than an iPad, therefore by my logic should be able to destroy it with ease.

office in Atlanta.

that's small!

They usually tape it before they air it to remove all the non-blendable objects from their marketing campaign.