I have DISH network, and the channel that shows live satellite footage of planet earth's channel description said "Ellen Degeneres loves planet earth" all day. And now I know why.

Way to preach from the gameshow pulpit, Republi-dad. What's that number describing your family right there? Zero?

This is what Christians actually believe.

Welll DUH we all know homos hate America, the lot of them. That's why they're constantly trying to destroy it by dismantling the traditional family, the foundation of our nation!

5 for ellen shes a pretty decent comedian

5 for how well they have that audience trained, they just go right on clapping. He could have bitten O'Hurley's face off and they would have just cheered until the X came up on the board.