Can I has cat massage?

Wolfegory

Somewhere, around 1:00, the obnoxious TV background noise becomes relevant to what we're watching.

i did a lot of research about keeping wolves as pets a few years ago and basically everything i read said "great family pets if raised and trained just like a dog, gets along well with others, and carry a gun because you need to be ready to kill it the second its natural instinct flares because its still a fucking wolf"

We don't gnaw on our kitty.

That cat is trying to fuck that wolf.

ffs, now how do I stop the recording....learn what youre gonna do first then do it!

"Next time, fucker."

They trained them to re-enact the fight between Dread Pirate Roberts and Andre the Giant!

There's a reality show for soap operas know? Sweet christ. TV is now eating its own tail and growing stronger for it.

"The domestic cat can take an entire lifetime to bring down its prey."

Nature pretending to love before the slaughter.

Well fine. I will punch you and then chomp on your penis. If that's what you're going to be all about.

Pussy-whipped.

"You give up now, right? Say uncle! Stop throwing me off."

But that's a dog, not a wolf.