|Dread Pirate Roberts |
This trailer is so great, I had to watch it twice.
Just your average ,000,000 AFM foreign-DVD-pusher title.
Asylum titles typically shoot for 100,000 - 200,000 dollars.
Since they no longer contract a VFX facility and have an in house crew that figure has probably gotten a little smaller.
Just your average 0.000 AFM foreign-DVD-pusher title.
Why doesn't this stink of Troma?
I've honestly fucking reach the point in my life when I don't have it in me to waste time and attention on shitty movies. Not unless they robots or silhouetted nerds talkin' about it all snotty
Love the trailers for 'em, though.
greg brady as the president?
|The Mothership |
get in line son
so, uh, yeah. i'd never seen that video before. and, um, what the fuck?
When I saw this on TV last night all I could think was that it seemed to have been made for poeTV.
|pressed peanut sweepings |
Giant vertebrates aren't scary.
bicycle kicking flying mutant piranhas. finally someones made a movie that understands me.
|Caminante Nocturno |
"I figured it out. I wasn't an explosion, and it wasn't terrorists... It was giant piranha... Hello? Hello?!"
|Robert DeNegro |
Barry "Greg Brady" Williams!
|Adham Nu'man |
God Help us All.
Yes! Now this is why movies are made.
you're fish food
Last year, they brought us Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus starring Debbie Gibson. This year, it's Mega Piranha starring Tiffany.
I love you, Asylum.
2011: Super Squid Versus Giga Clam, and only The Party can save us.
Say that to a man who has a "Party Tilyadrop Tour" VHS two feet away from him, and he's gonna check to make sure you're joking.
Someone wisely decided that they should take the Megashark 747 scene and make it into an entire movie.
God I want to work for this company.
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