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Desc:He knows his rights.
Category:Crime, Stunts
Tags:Police, Redneck, taser, lawn mower, breakin 2: electric boogaloo
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Comment count is 42
wtf japan - 2010-04-12
"Aw man, not this guy again."

Squidbillies tag would not be inappropriate.
schwaeg87 - 2010-04-12
i think i crapped my pants.
Konversekid - 2010-04-12
This video was extremely satisfying.
splatterbabble - 2010-04-12
Good use of annotations.

"Gawt dammit!"
takewithfood - 2010-04-12
Saying "Nah, I'm not going to jail today!" is great way to go to jail today.
augias - 2010-04-12
Has anyone who has said the phrase "I know my rights" ever truly known them / anything ?
Dread Pirate Roberts - 2010-04-12

I love this video so much...
THA SUGAH RAIN - 2010-04-13

dr tits - 2010-04-13
you're fixin' to get lit up

Dr Dim - 2010-04-12
If this is fake I don't want to know. More Steve please.
victorm - 2010-04-12
Mike Tyson!????
Camonk - 2010-04-12
That lawn mower is not nearly riced out enough. Throw on some spinners, a chromed up grass-chute, and an after market spoiler and that could be Mike Tyson!?.

socialist_hentai - 2010-04-12
Five star material every step of the way. This is beautiful.
memedumpster - 2010-04-12
I know two different people that this could very well be.
phalsebob - 2010-04-12
This can't be real. There's just too much.

5 anyway.
jangbones - 2010-04-12
I had to watch this twice to decide, but I think it's real. I've met and seen too many dudes who would do exactly what Steve did in exactly the same way.

longwinded - 2010-04-12
I have willingly suspended my disbelief

Hooker - 2010-04-13
I'm kind-of surprised you guys can believe this is real.

Wonko the Sane - 2010-04-13
Hooker has never lived in the south

goat - 2010-04-14
It's a shame this is fake, because not only do I know a few guys who would / probably have done this, I know at least one guy NAMED STEVE that fits that criteria.

nemeses9 - 2010-04-15
What would lead anyone to believe this was anything but real?

Maybe I have a different perspective after living in Ada, OK for seven years.

Mister Yuck - 2012-03-12
The events are plausible but the audio is too good.

APE_GOD - 2010-04-12
This video has reset the karmic balance of the taser, undoing at least six or seven old people who got 'lit up'.
Billy the Poet - 2010-04-12
You often wonder why Southern cops have to be such trigger-happy thugs all the time.

You sometimes wonder how they could not be.
FatFatuousNation - 2010-04-12
Oh, redneck, you're doing it all wrong. If only he'd followed...

The 10 Rules for Dealing with Police when Shitfaced on Your Mower
1) Stay cool. To calm your nerves, take a surreptitious swig from your whiskey bottle.
2) Stay silent. If you talk, your slurring rambling whiskey-breath will signal to the pig that something is amiss.
3) Don't let the cop on your mower. Nothing good comes from a cop on a mower.
4) The pig may try to trick you. When he asks, "Where your whiskey at?" don't tell him!
5) When he's distracted, start up your mower and try to speed away.
6) When inebriated on your mower, come to a complete, non-rolling stop at stop signs.
7) Don't run. You're too shitfaced to run. Escaping on your mower is your only chance.
8) Don't attempt to fight with the cop. You can take him, Steve, but he's not worth your time.
9) If the pig insists on making you pour out your whiskey, sleep with his whore of a sister, call 911, and report that her smelly cunt is a crime against humanity.
10) If you're on a first name basis with the officer who keeps arresting you for being shitfaced on your mower, it may be time to revise strategies.
The Mothership - 2010-04-12
Damn, do I give my stars to you or to the vid?
The vid this time, but next time, you.

White Trash Party - 2010-10-03
This guy knows what's up right here!

The Mothership - 2010-04-12
This is a million kinds of wonderful. Only once before have I 5 starred and favorited a video at the same time.
Smellvin - 2010-04-13
I think something similar happened to my pants, too.
zerobackup - 2010-04-13
5 million stars for real life Ronnie Dobs.
hornung - 2010-04-13
this is a billion times better than the movie

zerobackup - 2010-04-14
Yeah that movie was such a trainwreck, the show was so much better.

chomez - 2010-04-13
Wow guys, great job five-ing an O'Reilly Factor skit! More of this guy's "humor": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1dK6NbuJGk.
APE_GOD - 2010-04-13
O'Reilly factor clips usually get five stars here.

Camonk - 2010-04-13
Great job being such a boring faggot

Tameriaen - 2010-04-14

Lauritz Melchior - 2010-04-15
Do you feel special?

chumbucket - 2010-04-13
fixin to get lit up
Sputum - 2010-04-13
This was pretty convincing, but alas it is indeed fake http://www.marcryan.com/steve

Still great.
Syd Midnight - 2010-04-14
Although I was hoping to turn on automatic captions
athodyd - 2010-04-15
The main thing that made me think it was a fake was how perfectly the initial cop cam shot is framed. I could watch that motherfucker drive from one side of the screen to the other for days on end.
Xero - 2010-04-16
You think Steve knows his rights?
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