Umaro 
That's how I defend myself.
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Cleaner82
The sea cucumber has managed to employ the only natural defense tailored specifically to combat humans -- the guilt trip.
Look what you made it do.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
"Aww man don't make me get up, I just got up LAST week."
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poorwill
The ocean hates me? Looks like love to me.
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pressed peanut sweepings
They're supposed to be quite good if you fry them with a lot of butter.
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La Loco
That's great. These people put on all sorts of equipment, and dove into the murky depths so they could poke an animal minding it's own business like a couple of 10 year olds. Great job.
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Scynne
I caught one while bottom fishing once. This one is much more cute.
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Caminante Nocturno
Maybe it wouldn't hate us so much if we stopped poking everything in it.
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Camonk
With bullshit animals like that, the ocean's free to hate my ass all it wants.
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gambol
poke it more
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wtf japan
"Alright, I know what you want. You want me to puke up my insides, right? Well fuck you, sir! It took me months to grow these things back. Oh, ok, I see how it is. Here comes the poking stick. BLAAARGH!!!"
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memedumpster
This made me realize what a different experience it could have been if instead of intestines these things shot out jellyfish tentacles.
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Squeamish
OH GOD
WHAT DID I EAT LAST NIGHT
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thebaronsdoctor
Their defense mechanism is based around making predators feel so awkward that they just leave out of embarrassment.
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