Jesus Christ.

The pained expression at :37... "I'm really going to have to say this line...here goes."

Poe's law strikes again

Well ding a long ling my ding a long ling long.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=494XLoEKxgI

Nice to see that God is right up there with Tide.

Well, thanks a lot God. Thanks for not giving me a pit crew. You fucking dick.

I am honestly upset that I didn't get to post this. Son of a bitch.

I'm ambivalent about this. I mean, on one hand it's a NASCAR bible, and the very stupidity of it is so clear that it's difficult to pin down why it's so dumb and wrong, but on the other hand, I just can't blame them for trying, because on paper it's an obvious sell.

It would be like making a WoW optimized computer that dispenses Mountain Dew and Pocky. Sure, it's pandering to a degree of being downright insulting, but as a business model you just can't be blamed for trying.

I want one.

Never thought I'd say this but... the Amazon comments.