I refuse to believe that you don't own a wii. Next you'll be saying you don't own a playstation or hate Sephiroth or didn't play that child witch molesting game.

That child witch molesting game was so factually inaccurate that it made me sick! It was like the makers of the game had never even met a child witch, much less fondled one!

The only reason to get a wii is for legal emulation (virtual console) and maybe some other games here and there.

All the consoles are roughly equally shitty this time out, fags.

The Wii was a brilliant marketing move. Why target "hardcore" gamers who expect epic 60-hour games with cutting-edge graphics and deep gameplay that cost countless millions to make and then just get pirated anyways when you can target people who will pay for minigame collections and poorly-ported flash games?

http://www.destructoid.com/snk-making-child-molester-s-dream-game- 25401.phtml

O_o

Gah.

I followed that link and it was dead but through it I just found out that Descent is coming to Wiiware - looks like somebody found a use for the wiimote after all.

http://tinyurl.com/caminantesgame

It's great when Nintendo doesn't cater to the hardcore nerds. That's what Gameboy is for.