The Addams Family started, when Uncle Fester farted,
They all came out retarded,
The Addams Family!
Well, that's what happens when you deliver a baby by fart. It's an inherently unsafe procedure. Fucking homeopathic medicine.
I was gonna post something about how hard I want duck&cover to die, but instead I'll just say that Nathan Lane is in no way a substitute for Raul Julia.
What do you think of John Astin? Think he would have been a good substitute for Raul Julia in his prime?
Persephone S. Tight
John Astin was wonderful as Gomez, but you have to acknowledge that Raul Julia took the character to a whole new level. Astin's Gomez was fun and sweet (for an Addams), but not quite all there. Raul Julia's Gomez was a sexy creep. Nathan Lane's Gomez is a tea bagger impersonating a "damn wetback" to entertain his picket buddies.
Zombie Raul Julia should jump out of a grave, eat Nathan Lane's brain, shout "Game Over!" and run off.
I love you too, kwash.
|Meatsack Jones |
That was just...painful, and not in a good way.
Oh I agree, but not in the enjoyable way that I would normally associate with such a condition.
|K. Brass |
Bebe Neuwirth has a great body at 51. I could do without an Addams Family musical with Nathan Lane though. Or without him, really.
Just you wait until the Julie Taymor / U2 Spiderman musical comes out...POEheads are gonna explode.
This should really be somehow linked to
that song is horrible and unfunny.
bebe is going through the motions.
fester is weak.
nathan lane has no charisma whatsoever.
but he looks like the charles addams illustrations.
so 3 stars!
Nathan Lane's head appears to be melting at the neck.
oh yay, another excuse for undead choreography
Nathan Lane? Gomez is supposed to be charmingly eccentric not effeminately gay.
This is fucking stupid. This show should have died with Raul.
Written like a bad 90's cartoon
Everyone has AIDS!
this is him punishing all of us for Matthew Broderick breaking up with him.
That loud sucking sound you might hear in the background is the American musical desparately attempting to breathe after it's throat has been slit with a straight razor.
Nathan Lane is only capable of playing Nathan Lane.
Five stars for evil.
The recent Charles Addams biography goes over his disgust of how the TV show seemed to have "misread" his comics, but his acceptance that it was bringing him some cash, which he promptly spent on some of the sexiest women in NYC society at the time (including Jackie Bouvier Kennedy post assassination).
Legend has it he was hung like a mule.
that is a strange note to end your paragraph on!
Fuck this terrible shit, my stars belong to Bebe's top-notch tits.
Isn't someone going to help the person Wednesday shot with an arrow?
I like Bebe but she's not a good Morticia, Morticia should have a morbid Hepburn vibe not a Long Island woman dressed like the spiderwoman. She does look great though especially for her age. Nathan Lane though is horrible as Gomez, he's basically acting like the character from his failed sitcom with a ridiculous Spanish accent that would make Defoe slap him...
Besides Lurch and the hag (and possibly Fester, didn't really see enough of him) the cast looks and sounds horrible. This makes that early 90's Munsters show look good in a nonironic way. Pugsly just like his name suggests is supposed to be a butterball and Wendesday isn't supposed to be that chick from Parks and Recreation. Awful, just damn awful.
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