Nah, his mom would still kick his ass.

Or at least hated politely.

I adore the fact he says Japanese RPG's aren't linear, as it really shows this kid hasn't played many RPG's period and is nothing more than a Weeaboo apologist shit.

Face the facts Fatty, FF13 isn't so much westernize as it is a poor attempt at making FF more accessible to people who haven't played an FF game ( probably cause they have encountered people like BowlCut Bettie over here). either way IMHO it failed...whatever.

Another point I find mildly amussing is his claiming that only japanese RPG's allow for exploring, side quests, ect. this yet again shows this is the type of dickhead who will Cream his jeans over say...Resonance of Fate (mind you i dont hate that game, its so so for the most part) yet scoff at say Fallout.

At the end of the day iv found that western rpgs offer just as much exploration at times as any other RPG from japan. Besides most good RPG's regardless of where the fuck they come from tend to have a nice mix of main questing and side questing, while telling a more or less coherent story, bonus points if dialogue an voice acting are on the money.

If this kid plays WoW that will be even funnier.

punch black faces

It's not even appreciated around here like it used to be.

And even after it was pointed out here, we still get rants like pineapplejuicer's.

I mean okay, I guess I'm giving this guy the benefit of the doubt when he says that Western RPGs are bullshit and then uses two very much Japanese franchises as an example...

The sheer number of people of PoE residents that have accumulated in the last three or so years who don't get blatant sarcasm amazes me.

What are you guys talking about!? My sacasm detector has given me accurate readings all the time, and now its nearly off the scale at a 9,000 Groucho Marxians.

i posted that before watching the whole video and do you think he knows what "linear" means? he can't even pronounce it right, maybe "lin-yur" is a different qualification than "lin-ee-ur". either way, my dormant jock bouncer rage is awakened and i would like to introduce my shin bone to his temple.

YEAH YOU TELL HIM

I SURE FUCKING DID OMGWTFWWJD

sorry. i've just always really hated japanese rpgs, except earthbound and earthbound 2, god rest their holy, holy names.

You got trolled, btw.

Dude. I say this as the fag who'se had 'Earthbound was the best game ever. Period.' as his signature at gamefaqs for the last 3 years:

Mother 3 blew balls. Big salty balls. It sucked so hard it created a small vacuum.

Mother 3 is great!