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Desc:I'm tired of this. Japanese RPGs are supposed to be explorative. Damn Americans!
Category:Video Games, Crime
Tags:final fantasy, rant, whine
Submitted:RocketBlender
Date:04/18/10
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Comment count is 33
Camonk
I get what you're doing, bro. But your bowlcut and fatvoice kind of ruin it.
Caminante Nocturno
This kid needs to exercise, if only to beat up his barber.
Doomstein
Nah, his mom would still kick his ass.

Urkel Forever
This is for that stare and noise at the very end.
phalsebob
He should go live in Japan where he will be loved and understood.
Doomstein
Or at least hated politely.

mashedtater
i hope he taped this while his mom was out of the house because i am sure she would have washed out his mouth with soap.
BHWW
I heard quite a few variations on this sort of rant during my stint working at a game store from some of the nerdiest regulars "a blaa bloo bloo why must the evil americans westernize anything from the mosty holy land of nippon".

And they all had pretty much the same physique and haircut at this load. (Scruffy, greasy neckbeard optional).
Candlejackv616
I adore the fact he says Japanese RPG's aren't linear, as it really shows this kid hasn't played many RPG's period and is nothing more than a Weeaboo apologist shit.

Face the facts Fatty, FF13 isn't so much westernize as it is a poor attempt at making FF more accessible to people who haven't played an FF game ( probably cause they have encountered people like BowlCut Bettie over here). either way IMHO it failed...whatever.

Another point I find mildly amussing is his claiming that only japanese RPG's allow for exploring, side quests, ect. this yet again shows this is the type of dickhead who will Cream his jeans over say...Resonance of Fate (mind you i dont hate that game, its so so for the most part) yet scoff at say Fallout.

At the end of the day iv found that western rpgs offer just as much exploration at times as any other RPG from japan. Besides most good RPG's regardless of where the fuck they come from tend to have a nice mix of main questing and side questing, while telling a more or less coherent story, bonus points if dialogue an voice acting are on the money.

If this kid plays WoW that will be even funnier.

Keefu
punch black faces

Quad9Damage
Youtube users have apparently never heard of sarcasm.
Camonk
It's not even appreciated around here like it used to be.

fluffy
And even after it was pointed out here, we still get rants like pineapplejuicer's.

I mean okay, I guess I'm giving this guy the benefit of the doubt when he says that Western RPGs are bullshit and then uses two very much Japanese franchises as an example...

nemeses9
The sheer number of people of PoE residents that have accumulated in the last three or so years who don't get blatant sarcasm amazes me.

Louis Armstrong
What are you guys talking about!? My sacasm detector has given me accurate readings all the time, and now its nearly off the scale at a 9,000 Groucho Marxians.

pineapplejuicer
fuck final fantasy. its always been linear, fatty mcbowlcut, you go from point A to point B to point C selecting "attack" from a little menu when you get jumped by enemies you can't see.

and to really take my nerd rage a step farther, "big huge and explorative" sure sounds like fallout 3, oblivion, dragon age, and european rpgs like gothic that are, you know, games and not a 40 hour process of watching cutscenes and selecting "attack" from a little menu.
pineapplejuicer
i posted that before watching the whole video and do you think he knows what "linear" means? he can't even pronounce it right, maybe "lin-yur" is a different qualification than "lin-ee-ur". either way, my dormant jock bouncer rage is awakened and i would like to introduce my shin bone to his temple.

Midnight Man
YEAH YOU TELL HIM

pineapplejuicer
I SURE FUCKING DID OMGWTFWWJD

sorry. i've just always really hated japanese rpgs, except earthbound and earthbound 2, god rest their holy, holy names.

Urburos
You got trolled, btw.

RocketBlender
Dude. I say this as the fag who'se had 'Earthbound was the best game ever. Period.' as his signature at gamefaqs for the last 3 years:

Mother 3 blew balls. Big salty balls. It sucked so hard it created a small vacuum.

Harveyjames
Mother 3 is great!

boner
"here are half a dozen games that are bullshit, and that I own and play."
Hooker
This is from The Onion?
Nikon
The franchise hasn't had a really great game since VI or VII. It's dead, so grieve and get over it.
delicatessen
fat mad
Riskbreaker
BULLSHIT THIS BULLSHIT THAT BULK SMASH!
RocketBlender
This guy has a ton of videos like this. I'm wading through the crappier ones to find more like this.
Man Who Fights Like Woman
Oh god the end.
Frank Rizzo
5 for the last 5 or so seconds.
happninmojo
If it is trolling it's very good because he's taking what anime-kids say and adding his bowlcut affectations and stare. I mean the point is twaddle but the performance is great...
MaulLove
Shit, this kid is still making videos? He hasn't changed in the last two years:

http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=39584
twinkieafternoon
He's doing his best, but the argument is of such little importance that it comes off as the nerdiest anti-nerd rage ever.
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