There's a whole shitpile of Furreal Friends. Poor S'more has been replaced by Butterscotch though. Only $300.00!
Sorry to say but I know of people that have modified a similar toy called Butterscotch to be anatomically correct. The pony here seems to be made to be "just the right height"... Coincidence? I think not. Cheers
questions everyone here is thinking:
"Yes, but can it hold a 350 pound man?"
"Does it have an audio diary mode?"
"I wonder if there's an Instructable to hack the voice output?"
"I really hate my neighbors and want to use this against them somehow but I just don't know where to begin. Would Yahoo Answers know?"
"Would it look bitchin' if I added some wings?"
Terrible. You can't even actually ride it... I would find no enjoyment in the clip clop noises. You have just lost a valuable customer Fur real friends, you will rue this day
"Feed her a carrot..."
Right. A carrot. Yeah, that's the ticket.
There was a video for Kota the Triceratops that showed a kid dry humping it and getting smashed in the face by the head as it turned.
"Feed S'Mores her carrot, and she'll choke on it."
|Syd Midnight |
It took a lot of work to make hobby horses creepier, but someone has managed.
I used to work at Toys R Us when these first came out. At first they lingered there on their endcap, looking like a total dud, and the second they went to sale price they disappeared.
The sheer number of things at Toys R Us that "disappear" is mindboggling. Once we night stockers figured out that only one camera in the electronics department worked, we figured that one out, too.
Are you saying someone made off with the ponies? Because I would think the clip clop sound effect would give them away.
It kind of reminds me of the Buttercup toy from "Fallout 3," only more creepy.
|Oswald that Endswald |
Give HoneyBadger a carrot and he just does;nt give a shit.
|Caminante Nocturno |
This isn't charming at all, it's creepy.
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