Caminante Nocturno The way everyone is acting tells me that this isn't the first time they've seen a dummy try to commit suicide.
TeenerTot I was having kind of a crappy morning until this. Thanks!
SteamPoweredKleenex "Two people have just fallen past that window to their almost certain death!"
"Look, two people-- three people just fell past that window."
"Must be a board meeting."