APE_GOD This needed to be one of those animation projects where the device in the cake pops out of the cake, spins violently out of frame and around the room as people start screaming and the camera falls to the table.
no shit little miss one-uppy its not my birthday so i have to make sure everyone knows im just as important because i HAD THE SAME CANDLE TOO SO THERE?
just got home after a long day at the novelty birthday candle factory. my hands are blistered, and they are bleeding. there is nothing funny about how many times i have burned myself assembling novelty birthday candles.
there are 14 mini candles.. does the sparkler count as a candle? or perhaps a super candle equaling some unknown amount of lesser candles? would you personally put five of these on someones cake if they were turning 70?
i dont know.
mashedtater is this...a true story or are you on the hooch again?