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So umm... You gonna wash that off?
then where's the masturbation horn?
He just wasn't feeling horny enough for that.
You think that wasn't him masturbating?
Who said it was a him?
that is the most inefficient way to fix an anus defect that DNA can muster.
Don't underestimate DNA. It can also muster this:
man, i wish i could scratch my anus in public and not get arrested. must be nice to be an ibex.
...but he's already in a sort of prison, so...
1st ibex video on poeTV! Suck it!
Well, to be fair, Apple only just released it.
Fucking shit you beat me to that joke.
Now he's going to ask the other Ibexes to smell his horn.
That is some choice music for ibex ass-scratching.
Those horns were used by Mongols to make the bows. I would like to think that the world was conquered by poopy ass-scratchers.
Itchy poop chute...for fucks sake.
Are you honestly going to tell me that if you were an ibex this would NEVER occur to you? Please.
I can only imagine how good that feels!
My spirit totem animal is an ibex.
...for all the wrong reasons.
So like us...
Despite changing it's trademark to "iBex", the latest Apple attempt to enter the genetic engineering market failed.
Looks like it needs some Perricone MD Cold Plasma.
I'll have what he's having.
I like how he looks down at the end, like he's realised he's being filmed and is embarrassed.
The music transformed this from merely funny to weepingly hilarious