"Does it to yew?"
Half of my comment was cut-off! This was SUPPOSED to be:
(Looks at dick) "Does it to yew?"
Um, we give tests in 12 languages because we want to encourage people to be registered drivers who can pass a minimum standards proficiency, rather than have unlicensed drivers with unknown skill levels on the road. Which, clearly, is a stupid idea.
Thanks Tim James, you saved about a buck and a half in statewide photo copies, the businessman in you is working overtime, buddy!
|The Mothership |
Refusing service to significant sections of your customer base is always a solid business tactic.
Your deep seated racism is a benefit to the economy!
I'm Tim James. I don't like brown people.
|Macho Nacho |
I don't know the businessman in me says it makes sense.
He also keeps telling me that it will save money.
Yeah, if I had some Quato / Tiny Attorney type dude living in me, I'd pretty much keep it to myself.
This is Alabama's new strategy to keep people from escaping. Just don't let them drive.
Tell you what. We'll agree to make English compulsory, if you agree to make math, science, and world history compulsory. And "adding up ages in the Bible, we know that the Earth was created 5,000 years ago for the benefit of white Christian Americans" doesn't count.
America. Trailer Park to the World.
What a dick.
God, this makes me homesick.
Wait, no. Forget the "home" part.
He looks like he's clearly speaking English but all I can hear is a banjo music accompanied by a jug used as a wind instrument. Weird...
People speak English in Alabama?
When did this happen?
"We Speak 'Merican" would have been perfect.
It does it to you indeed, Jim.
I mean Tim.
I think what I like most about this (apart from the blatant racism couched in "gee shucks this is just gittin down ta earth" stuff) is that out of the billions of things a state government could do to significantly shave their budget, they use THIS is an example of "saving money."
Fuck these people. Let's see them take a driver's exam, in any one of those twelve other languages, and see how they do.
tim james has a first name for a last name. oh alabama!
VOTE FER ME AN' AH'LL RUN OFF ALLA DEM FURRINERS AN IMMIGRUNTS AN' KEEP THIS STATE SAFE FER WHITE FOLKS WHAT DON'T WANNA COTTON TO LEARNIN NO OTHER LANGUAGES.
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