|Dread Pirate Roberts |
Five stars, all the way.
That's way too ridiculous.
|Billy the Poet |
And I could feel my fate shadowing me, like an aggrieved ostrich. There wasn't a pony in the world that could carry me to safety.
|The Mothership |
This is 1,000,000 kinds of wonderful, but I love how the donkey is all like 'fuck this shit, that bird crazy, crank dat car, girl!'
The stationary camera.
Action occurring out of frame but established by sound design.
Animals crossing the frame: one plodding and bovine, one frantic and terrified.
The drama starting out in the background then being pulled toward the viewer.
This is a Herzog film.
Description did not fail to deliver.
The only thing that would have made it better is if the ostrich had run straight into the camera and knocked it over.
I may question it's legitimacy if it had gone that far.
|unknown rebel |
Nothing to see here, folks.
its hard to pick one favorite aspect of this but i'm gonna have to go with the genuine fear and urgency of the ostrich's escape
The only way this could have been better is if they guy had the ostrich by the head and was spinning him around like a hammer toss. Take that you dumb fucking bird.
|wtf japan |
I'm getting tired of all these Apartheid metaphors.
The last three seconds needs Three Stooges whooping dubbed over it.
|Timothy A. Bear |
Not enough stars in the heavens.
I...I understand now.
Every time you five star and favorite an undeserving video you cheapen the praise this masterpiece has earned.
"What I did during my summer vacation, by Mitzi, age 8:
"I was riding a pony, and an ostrich chased the pony and I fell off and the ostrich tried to peck me and then my dad beat up the ostrich."
"Do you know what we do to liars in this classroom?"
This is what it would look like if Lars von Trier made an episode of Sesame Street.
|Innocent Bystander |
Yeah this is pretty much perfect.
This will be making rounds to my friends. Children's terror is a delicious substance I demand be harvested further.
|Space Helicopter |
Animals get hungry and say, "Hey, there sure are a lot of humans around..."
I think it was trying to mate. Ostriches have been known to attempt courting humans.
There, you enjoy that additional level of horror.
Yes, Ms. Lemon--I mean MRS. Argus.
|Hay Belly |
It's not an ostrich. It's a rhea. Just as evil, but smaller.
Haha fuck you animal!
This thing needs more stars.
|Lies, lies, LIES! |
It's the simple things, you know? Ponies, the outdoors, the screams of terrified children...
|Magical Man from Happy-Land |
5 stars for an ostrich raping a child
Come on, did they really HAVE to remake Joust this way?
Damn, I can only give 5.
|Caminante Nocturno |
Notice that the child did not fall off the pony until after the adult yelled. If he hadn't said anything, the child would have remained safely on the pony, away from harm.
noooooooo it's gone :(
i never rated it before for some reason but the video was perfection. the comments: also perfection.
hope someone finds another....
It's in my top five.
I love the dude's slow run at the beginning. "I kind of want to stop my child from being hurt, but I'm also morbidly curious how this is gonna play out."
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