Fatties with bad form.
I don't know; the running-lunging-balloon-stab looked pretty professional.
If you back-seat, monday morning swashbucklers can give a better way to wreck a balloon's day, I'd like to hear about it.
... Okay, on that I concede. I love my job, we have pinball tournaments every Friday, but not that much.
|Eroticus E |
Is this guy Canadian?
Possibly, but I have my doubts as this all does seem like a rather American production.
Also, I agree I like that ping too.
"Alright, I've got your order here. Just to confirm, that's two pig carcasses, whole, two pig heads, one cow's head, two sides of beef, and 'enough pork to fill two boots', which I guessed was about five pounds."
"Okay, just go ahead and sign here.."
"Super. This will be our best demonstration yet!"
"Well I hope so! Happy LARPing."
"Thanks.. but, uhm, we aren't LARPers."
"Then.. what's with all the swords? And the meat?"
"We MAKE the swords. We cut up the meat WITH the swords."
"That's what LARP is?"
"No, we aren't LARPers - we SELL the swords."
"No! ... well, yes, but you're missing the point.."
|The Mothership |
His car is going to go SO much faster now.
Oh no not my plywood yeoman! Seriously, who does that test impress?
Wait. What the shit. A balloon? When he's talking about all the things you can wreck with the sword, he sounds like Mack (Future Weapons Mack, not Always Sunny Mack). By Thor's mighty balls, this is a great video!
|Wonko the Sane |
I wanna see fatty do the chin-ups
my brother pointed out something interesting to me: right at 2:13, immediately after the sword chinups, does that blade look bent to you? i couldn't decide if the sword had failed the test and he's very carefully holding it at that angle or if its just a trick of the lighting.
it would definitely bend if they made the king of the demo do them
Every time the fat little dude comes on I worry that he's going to hurt himself.
Little boys in grown up little boy bodies.
That sword is what, 4-5 feet long? And it's designed to be swung over the head? This seems like an excellent way to ruin your ceiling/doorframes/mom's priceless tiffany chandelier.
*brings out fit man for pull ups
Deep penetration :D
So swords are sold by the pound now. interesting.
When Obama takes all the guns, the South will go all "Braveheart" on Washington's ass, but wearing ICP makeup instead of the standard blue-face.
|Caminante Nocturno |
DINNER... IS... SEVERED!
|Lazer Chachi |
Big Flippin' Hole!
I will keep one by my door so I can become a power to be reckoned with.
I bust a gut when he told me not to buy obsolete junk... like a 5-ft long great sword.
...I shtill vant vun.
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