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Desc:Why I dont miss college.
Category:Educational, News & Politics
Tags:college, KSC, Cumberland farms, I believe the children are our future
Submitted:heyitslozeau
Date:04/25/10
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heyitslozeau
Why I support abortion.
revdrew
Cumberland Farms attracts horrible people, no matter where you are.
nemeses9
I used to live in Stonewall, OK, which has a population of about 2,000 and the Conoco station there was pretty much like this, except extremely redneck, not nearly as well kept, and the parking lot is made of gravel.
pastorofmuppets
Viral marketing just gets weirder and weirder.
pastorofmuppets
I guess it's a northeast thing. They have big ones and small ones... this is one is eerily similar to the one I usually go to (during the day, for gas!) and I was worried it might be the same.

Getting stoned in parking lots... it's not just for high schoolers anymore!
Sputum
I remember getting interviewed by these people when I was buying cigarettes once. I'm really glad I didn't make the cut.
StanleyPain
Wow, I didn't know this was a real place. I assumed Cumby's was a made-up thing I saw in comedy skits and references to different things.
Learn something every day.
Scynne
I hate the lower class.
heyitslozeau
This is almost entirely spoiled college kids from Connecticut.

Bozo
KEENE NH! I've been to that Cumbies many a time. My friend goes to college there.
Frank Rizzo
"you got the boom and everything"

according to wikipedia...
"The racial makeup of the city was 97.66% White, 0.39% African American, 0.20% Native American, 0.68% Asian, 0.03% Pacific Islander, 0.22% from other races, and 0.82% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 0.76% of the population."
Sputum
They don't call it the Pacific Islander Capital of New Hampshire for nothin'.

glasseye
People actually eat that shit?
endlesschris
It's hard to admit that I have several "Cumby's" stories, but this chain of gas station / convenience stores really does seem to dominate the New England landscape.

1) The fountain drink / Slurpee section of Cumberland Farms is branded "The Chill Zone." In High School, my classmates would reguarly mention how they were going to hit up the chill zone after school. Somehow the slurpees themselves gained the moniker 'Chill Zone' as in "Yo, let's go pick up some Chill Zones and head to Mike's place."

2) There are two different sizes of 'Chill Zone.' 22oz (the "Double Deuce') and the 32oz (The 'Big 32'). These are not nicknames, it says this right on the cup. The stupidest running joke amongst me and my friends was to get our buddy Brett a Double Duece when we went to Cumby's, as he would rage hard about why we didn't just get him the bigger soda for the same goddamn price.

Frank Rizzo
double deuce? I hate it when that happens. You get up from the shitter thinking youre done but you're not and you have to sit down and finish pooping.

its always embarresing when you have to flush twice and each flush is like 4 minutes apart.

heyitslozeau
Don't forget part 2.
Aggro Craig
Seconded. Part 1 is funny white trash, but part 2 made me bother to log in.

heyitslozeau
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxZqv_XKyoI

Rodents of Unusual Size
The 23 year old dude with 3 kids made me sad.

chumbucket
price paid for "the munchies"
endlesschris
Stealing from Cumbies was like a national pastime, because the place was designed by an idiot, with the clerks unable to see what's going on in the store behind them. I had this buddy Josh, this 400lb kid, who would just go in there and jam footlong subs down his pants.

One time they caught him and were like, "Sir, you can't be stealing those." And he was like "Yo, fuck this I'm out of here!" Got into the parking lot and pulled two subs out his pants, whipped them at the front window and peeled off.
heyitslozeau
damn you got cool friends.

Bored
I live down the street from this Cumby's.

You can touch me if you want.
Bored
ALSO:

Nethack Jones at 4:30. He's the ginger doing a handstand drunkenly against the wall.

Helena Handbasket
Also; don't forget how our friend was mugged right across the street there!

The one older lady who works during the day is super nice though. She calls everyone "honey."

Lurchi
In high school my friends and I stole a stack of pallets of bread from Cumberland Farms. We drove to an enemies house and spelled out rude slogans in his yard with slices of bread. And a giant phallus.
Seris
Keene is fucking terrible. It tries so hard to be like Boston, when Portsmouth is really where its at.
heyitslozeau
what the fuck are you babbling about?

glasseye
It's the east coast, all of it's fucking terrible.

dr tits
its too bad that you guys keep posting videos that make Keene look seriously dumpy. it's really a nice place if you just avoid cumby's, cvs, and any free keene/free state events. okay and the railroad, lab n' lager, cobblestone & mcCues... but that's really not so hard.
Helena Handbasket
Unfortunately, the good stuff isn't in video format and the free Keeners are the one making all the posts.. well them and the Subaru dealership.


Rodents of Unusual Size
Hypnotic.
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