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Comment count is 59
KillerGazebo - 2010-04-27

I think the 'fake baby?' tag is appropriate for all creepy baby videos.

mouser - 2010-04-27

Technically, the way it moves makes it a snail.

baleen - 2010-04-27

The baby's name is Maria Eduarda, and she's just a little kid with some fairly minor birth defects. You sick fucks.

Harold Manchester - 2010-04-28

So it's a horrible monster baby, got it.

ADnova - 2010-04-28

If only all dignified parents of children with minor birth defects would film them as they squirt around on the floor making satan noises...

StanleyPain - 2010-04-27

Hey baby...I got one question for you.


What are you gonna do with Jesus?

HarrietTubmanPI - 2010-04-27

This must be how babby is formed.

StanleyPain - 2010-04-27

how is babby malformed?

APE_GOD - 2010-04-27


Fur is Murder - 2010-04-27

Well, I see the next Silent Hill game is coming along nicely, though I question their decision to set it in Mexico...

fractured - 2010-04-27

Not Mexico. Not Spanish.

Adham Nu'man - 2010-04-27


Probably Brazil.

It's either Brazil or the depths of hell.

Reipuman - 2010-04-27

Michelin Headquarters

APE_GOD - 2010-04-27

You know what would really make this video...if like seven more waddled into frame gibbering the same shit.

Crucifried - 2010-04-27

No, that would make a Lynch movie.

fluffy - 2010-04-28

Eraserhead 2: Scream

rustedmutt - 2010-04-27

I, for one, most certainly do NOT welcome this new overlord.

Camonk - 2010-04-27

What the motherfucking shitting dicknipples is this

nemeses9 - 2010-04-27

Someone's sexual fetish.

Adham Nu'man - 2010-04-27

I think I understand what it's saying.

It's saying "Jesus... please... kill me"

Rev. Blackson Pollock - 2010-04-27

Get a burlap sack, a sledgehammer, kerosene and matches. This thing should not be.

La Loco - 2010-04-27

Judging by the child's proportions I think this is a dwarf and probably much older than it's size appears.

APE_GOD - 2010-04-27

You know what?

Fuck you.

spikestoyiu - 2010-04-27

I started to wonder the same thing after watching some of the related videos. Not sure if that makes this monster less or more terrifying, to be honest.

ez - 2010-04-27

Well at least they've tought it to clean the floor.

You know back in the old days you would've had to pay at least a quarter to see something like this in the back of some smelly tent. Now thanks to the internets we can see it in its natural environment from our own homes. Yay future!

fatatty - 2010-04-27

This is how people will walk in the future when their fat eats their leg bones.

Chalkdust - 2010-04-28

I tried this out just now and I'm not so sure

maybe I wasn't yelping the right things

lucienpsinger - 2010-04-27

Upper body like an Italian powerlifter gone to fat.

FABIO - 2010-04-27

Why is my radio spewing static all of a sudden?

BHWW - 2010-04-27

It's...it's from hell! FROOOOM HELLLLLLLLLLLL!

Dread Pirate Roberts - 2010-04-27

What the Fu...?

I only made it to 0:07 and already... this earns a Five-Star-WTF from me.

unknown rebel - 2010-04-27

POETV litmus test.

YakooMarkTwo - 2010-04-27

There have been... SOME flipper babies.

APE_GOD - 2010-04-27


James Woods - 2010-04-27

ew. kill it.

Ludo Smell Bad - 2010-04-27

with fire, or an axe

James Woods - 2010-04-27

Flaming axe, for good measure.

kingarthur - 2010-04-27


Sudan no1 - 2010-04-27

nothing prepared me.

Konversekid - 2010-04-27


Freeman Gordon - 2010-04-27

As long as she is happy, we all should be happy for her too.

Oktay - 2010-04-28

Yeah man, what's with all the killing and the burning and the axing and stuff?

astropod five - 2010-04-28

And the calling her "it," she's somebody's kid. Bad Google translation is "I'm Maria Eduarda ('m happy with Jesus) you can do anything, I just a little, so I'm happy because he got Jesus and the joy of my strength."

James Woods - 2010-04-28

Awe, now I feel bad. I don't really want to fire axe the baby. :(

split tail - 2010-04-28

I want to buy her album.

mashedtater - 2010-04-29

i think she looks kinda like a fat mermaid, which is cute!

Billy the Poet - 2010-04-28

It doesn't appear to be in any pain so... I guess it gets to live?

hooray for ethics

dueserpenti - 2010-04-28

Jesus people she's just a little kid.

klingerbgoode - 2010-04-28

i'll pay fifty dollars for one!

Udderdude - 2010-04-28

Precious little bundle of OH GOD NOOOOOO

Urburos - 2010-04-28

The reverse frog flipper walk just creeps me right the fuck out.

dora's cough - 2010-04-28

jesus christ you fucking people

Adham Nu'man - 2010-04-29

Go to poe-news and start a two hundred post thread about how we are all horrible and stupid because obviously we would all simultaneously stomp on the baby's head if we were to see her in real life, you fucking mug.

dora's cough - 2010-04-29

well okay if you want

maitreya - 2010-04-28

This baby is adorable and seems to be having a blast. Her parents are proud of her. What is wrong with you people?

Camonk - 2010-05-04

We genuinely hate babies and women and minorities and secretly we all like oogabooga

tamago - 2010-04-29


kennydra - 2010-11-08

This child or not child is fucking adorable and I love it. I find this video both cute and mildly terrifying. I find the comments calling to "set it on fire" hilarious.

Sometimes...you can have it all!

oddeye - 2015-08-14

Everyone involved with saying this baby should be killed or whatever, even jokingly, should pull their own toenails out for being a bunch of absolute shits.

I dare you to say any of my kids should die to my face.

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