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Desc:This is like some weird Disney attraction car.
Category:Science & Technology, News & Politics
Tags:mini, talking car, mini cooper, also his balls are mini
Submitted:Mike Tyson?!
Date:04/28/10
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Comment count is 31
Hooper_X
God, when that computer goes kaput, it's going to be fucking horrifying. ENGINE WHAT IS YOUR STATUS? ENGINE WHAT IS YOUR STATUS? ENGINE WHAT IS YOUR STATUS?

I

AM

HURT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
chairsforcheap
WTF ENGLAND
unknown rebel
It's German.

chairsforcheap
Yes, the engine is made in Germany as well as the car. This idea, on the other hand, is painfully and transparently British. I've seen my share of CBBC and Superted growing up, and I know how they think.

Jellyneck
MINI manufacturing is in Oxford.

http://www.mini.com/com/en/manufacturing/index.jsp

All I can find about the move to Germany is filled with the words "might" and "long term".

splatterbabble
For people that need their social interactions force fed to them.
Jellyneck
Oh god, I wanted to test drive a manual and they gave me one of these. It was chiding me about acceleration by the first stop light.

I can't imagine what kind of person would pay k for the embarrassment package.
THA SUGAH RAIN
More like harassment package. Jesus can you imagine how fucking annoying this would get? Especially on days when youre just not in the mood for a bunch of uppity british robots?
"I just lost my job and my wife is leaving me, I better find a hotel so I can hang myself in peace"
"LEEEETSS MINI!"

Kingofthehobos
"Well Coach guess I owe you a quart of oil, he couldn't keep his wife if his life depended on it"

"Well Engine what do you expect from someone who can't even buckle a seat belt?"

Camonk
I have never wanted a talking car.

I have never wanted to know what a car is thinking. Surely, I am not alone in this
erratic
Just wait till the driver asks for a cup of tea
Hooper_X
Driver? Are you kidding? The fucking cupholders are demanding you have a nice hot cup of Darjeeling on hand.

unknown rebel
Wow.
grimcity
A Kitt emulator would have been cool for about 5 minutes, but that shit would make me yank my hair out strand by strand.
MacGyver Style Bomb
OH GOD MAKE THE VOICES STOP!
HankFinch
"I just wanted to tell you that your mother loves your brother more than you and that your seatbelt is unbuckled."


VoilaIntruder
Help Ticket 088251: Please help, Coach has stopped talking to Engine, Climate not coming around much anymore since all the fighting started. Engine now idles at slow sob. Just wanted to grab chips at the corner shop. Assistance needed.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
The first car I want to kill.
Jeriko-1
Would be worth it if there was a GlaDOS mod.
Ageusiatic
When playing video games, I usually turn the sound off partway through because I'm tired of hearing the same things. In one short trip, that thing shouted "Let's Mini!" a good four or five times. I would veer it towards a fucking cliff.
APE_GOD
So British.
Robin Kestrel
I was hoping this was going to be the Mad-Maxified Camden NJ package.
memedumpster
I was so down for this until the car actually started talking. I wonder where the decision to not have the car talk to the driver, but to itself, came from?

I would still want this, but only if the computer voices were replaced by the characters from Titan Maximum.
athodyd
"Like a greased lightning we will motor forward!"

I would assume an ostensibly British car would have at least some idea how to speak English.
sosage
Mini, remember the pregnant spider that hung out outside your window one summer? Eventually the egg sack hatched and...
lustygoat
I can't wait for Top Gear to get a hold of this.
Simillion
Yeah, nobody's getting laid in this thing.
HarrietTubmanPI
Especially when you're about to mount your lady fair and out chimes "LETS MINI!"

Old_Zircon
I got laid during My Uncle The Alien, anything is possible.

SecretJunk
And just when you least expect it, all the voices join in a deep, slow chorus and start singing "daaissyy, daaaiiiisssssyyyyyy...."
Broose182
Lets SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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