All the stuff about headbands and spinning in the air and shooting smoke from your sword and messenger robots must have gotten lost in translation.
A ninja should be WHITE! Beards help but are not strictly necessary.
|wtf japan |
Some ninjas are so good at the art of disguise that they label themselves as such to give their enemies a sporting chance.
How can a ninja be loyal to his family, yet totally committed to his clan with no external allegiances?
C'mon, man. You know your clan IS your family.
No, see, after you slit the throat of the man who killed your sensei, you're expected to go home to your secret ninjer base, have one last good cry, and just let it go.
You faggots don't understand ninjers at ALL
A ninja must be totally sweet.
A ninja must flip out and kill people all the time.
A ninja must phone you back if they say you're going to phone you back, not just say you are and then don't do it.
A Ninja must not default on his student loans.
All ninjas must be clearly labeled...
All ninjas will wear headbands that say ninja on them, unless you are a ninja chief then you wear a headband with a picture of a ninja on it. The world of the ninja is as intricate as it is mysterious.
|Caminante Nocturno |
After watching this, I am more convinced than ever that I have what it takes to be a ninja!
You know, some of these commandments are morally ambiguous and kinda don't work well with each other.
Just sayin is all.
I love you Hooper.
A ninja cannot show love. You are hereby expelled from our Ninjer Empiah.
*cartwheels while trying to clean the tears*
|The McK |
Thank you Hooper. I now go to Cinemageddon to download as many of these as will fir on my hard drive.
Well, to be fair, I think 50% of them are 75% the same footage. That means you only need to download.... uh, fuck.
Anyone got a calculator?
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