Five for the music alone.
Oh God, the music!
Also: I want one. Or ten.
They don't tell you that takes 4 hours to saw through a pipe.
I'm not sure what an "isoltion belt" is, but I'd buy one of these just for the function shown at 3:07!
|enki don't |
WANT. Closest thing I could find:
I can dig it.
I LOVE SHOVEL!
Oh yeah, this shovel ROCKS
That's all well and good, but they're still manufactured in China. They'll break within a month.
|Robin Kestrel |
WORLD'S LOUDEST HAMMER.
They should have shown the bottle opener last. Miller time.
|Johnny Madhouse |
I cracked up at "bottle opener" but was already grinning from the grappling martial artists.
Chinese Multi-use Shovel now confers a 70% speed boost to field-clearing.
|James Woods |
I love the sound it makes when it opens bottles. Goddamn I want one if these.
"swiss army noun" tag
|La Loco |
I use mine to remove wisdom teeth. I highly recommend buying one.
Were they digging a tiny moat around their tent?
Dammit, I can get Chinese made firearms around here all day long, there has got to be a way to get a Chinese shovel.
They come in many colors, are you fucking kidding me!?
Why did I just watch an 8 minute video about a shovel? Because it's the best shovel in the world.
I don't remember this part of Blazing Saddles at all.
This is why China will win the land war.
|Rape Van Winkle |
WHERE DO I ORDER ONE OF THESE??
|Jet Bin Fever |
I'll take predator drones winning over shovel technology any day. Sorry commies.
Some nice ideas but most of the things it can suposedly do can be done better by a simple multi-tool. It could do with a longer handle for a start.
Still 5 stars for the 2" gopher moat and the guy using two as paddles.
|poetry publishing guide |
Oh, fuck yeah!
China will grow larger.
america has had these for a long time, it's called an E-tool. doesn't have the bottle opener but it does practically everything else
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