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If Adam and Eve were naked in the bible, I don't get why Christians are so frantic about them ever being naked in anything else.
Make them nude you theological prudes!
Also, mohawk'd serpent?
Theologically, this is actually pretty good.
Snakes used to have legs and mohawks.
They were nude because they just didn't know better.
Settle down Hadji, jesus, we'll get to the sim-sala-bim parts soon.
I shouldn't have been surprised at how many Poser reenactments of Adam and Eve there are on YouTube, but part of me is still innocent, like Adam and Eve were before the fall.
or, I guess, second life or whatever it is that people make 3d abominations in.
So what, they just conveniently leave out the part about women having painful childbirth and men ruling over them? What kind of Genesis is that?
Probably some hippie NIV shit. Get the King Schafly Version if you want the whole story, unedited and untranslated from its original English.
Adam and Eve were honkeys?
Where are all the dinosaurs?
It makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand...
and do what with him, try to make him eat fruit?
In just seven days I can make you a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaa-a-aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaan.
God is such a domineering, insecure, prick.
If they don't know "evil" how in YHWH's name can they possibly be held accountable for not knowing that it is evil to do something that you have been forbidden from doing.
The fruit of knowledge appears to be some sort of apple/peach/onion hybrid.
We must get our top horticulturists on this, stat!
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