F3AR why this
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MongoMcMichael      I require the solace of the shadows and the dark of the night. Sunshine is my destroyer.
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Jet Bin Fever      Anything can happen on Halloween... a cat can turn into a bat.
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Meatsack Jones      If Adam and Eve were naked in the bible, I don't get why Christians are so frantic about them ever being naked in anything else.
Make them nude you theological prudes!
Also, mohawk'd serpent?
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Scynne Theologically, this is actually pretty good.
Snakes used to have legs and mohawks.
They were nude because they just didn't know better.
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Camonk      Settle down Hadji, jesus, we'll get to the sim-sala-bim parts soon.
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pastorofmuppets      I shouldn't have been surprised at how many Poser reenactments of Adam and Eve there are on YouTube, but part of me is still innocent, like Adam and Eve were before the fall.
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pastorofmuppets or, I guess, second life or whatever it is that people make 3d abominations in.
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Quad9Damage     So what, they just conveniently leave out the part about women having painful childbirth and men ruling over them? What kind of Genesis is that?
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pastorofmuppets Probably some hippie NIV shit. Get the King Schafly Version if you want the whole story, unedited and untranslated from its original English.
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SteamPoweredKleenex      Adam and Eve were honkeys?
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magnesium     Where are all the dinosaurs?
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cognitivedissonance      It makes me wanna take Charles Atlas by the hand...
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mashedtater and do what with him, try to make him eat fruit?
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cognitivedissonance In just seven days I can make you a maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaaa-a-aaaaaaaaa-aaaaaaaaan.
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StanleyPain      God is such a domineering, insecure, prick.
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Slagathor      If they don't know "evil" how in YHWH's name can they possibly be held accountable for not knowing that it is evil to do something that you have been forbidden from doing.
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Chalkdust      The fruit of knowledge appears to be some sort of apple/peach/onion hybrid.
We must get our top horticulturists on this, stat!
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