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splatterbabble
How many of you have heard that Creationists are full of crap?
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lucienpsinger
Were you thehhh?
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socialist_hentai
Dinosaurs pulling carts!
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memedumpster
I have seen this like six times, it has to be a dupe. Either that or I just like evangelical trainwrecks.
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takewithfood
There is at least one older clip - and by older, I mean that the clip itself is actually older; this is a taping of a more recent version of essentially the same sermon. Is "sermon" the right word? Is "shitfest" a word? Anyway:
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=73192
Wouldn't be surprised if this exact clip has been up before, too.
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Billie_Joe_Buttfuck
all creationist propaganda is for children
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phalsebob
Country music and war metaphors
and a big ol' pick up truck
Lib'ruls think they're so guldurn smart
but I don't give a fuck
If you look in the book of Job
and turn to chapter forty
you will see the truth right thar
at our big ol' redneck party
If Dina-sawers ain't right there plain
righ beside God's own signature
then how's come Behemoth's there
or if'n ain't I'm a pig in Church
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What about the Danger
. . . because mainstream is so opposite. AND it's easy to explain to five year olds.
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Camonk
"Most Christians are viewed as ignorant just because we don't want to learn anything!"
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Koda Maja
"What did you learn today?"
"Just a couple of dinosaurs."
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pastorofmuppets
for the preload alone
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pastorofmuppets
No, you're viewed as ignorant because you choose to be ignorant.
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pastorofmuppets Well then. In my zeal to reply I missed Camonk's earlier and better telling of the same joke.
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cognitivedissonance
God, they're so hung up on evolution. If they truly had faith, would it matter where or how they came from? Why is it SO OFFENSIVE?
Hypercompensation for a lack of faith by be extremely defensive about details irrelevant to their actual faith's message.
Pharisees, the lot of them.
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Reipuman
Did anyone else have to sit through this as a kid?
He came to our school.
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Syd Midnight I went to a (northern US) Presbyterian church from 0-13 and don't remember them talking about any of this, in church or Sunday School. It's important to remember that these are not regular Christians, they're the fucked up fundie fringe like the Taliban. You can rest assured they also have Opinions on gays and liberals.
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TimidAres
One star for :51.
One star for 1:29. "It just makes sense to me."
Really? Or is it that youre too ignorant to think otherwise?
She gave herself away when she said, "its easier to explain to your kids."
I live in oklahoma and 95% of the population thinks this way and relays it to me daily. Given that they speak english, of course.
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nemeses9 lol I just moved out of Oklahoma a year ago, Southeast Oklahoma (Ada) none the less.
You aren't exaggerating.
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Xero
Someone replace the grandfather and grandmother pics with the right image and I think we would strike gold.
Also, the woman at 90 seconds should be sterilized. Like Timid said she gave herself away at "it's easier to explain to your kids."
translation
"I don't want my kids to challenge anything I agree with or think for themselves 'cause I'm afraid they might develop an opinion of their own."
Bitch, I hope you die on the day of your kids' wedding.
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Rodents of Unusual Size
Raise your hands if your mommy and daddy are jealous of people that understand science better than them.
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Caminante Nocturno
We let the worst, stupidest portion of this country dictate its course for thirty goddamn years.
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