She has a penis head hair style.

Seriously, Jesus is the worst person to talk to on the topic of child abuse.





No wait, God is.

3:49 was so painful!

I know the song was telling me to do otherwise, But right now all I want to do is hurt their children.

Oh shit, there was an actual video for this.

I like how she decided to write Santa Claus instead of a real person who could actually help. On second thought.. I don't think Reagan actually gave a crap about children.

They took her parents away because she was a snitch. Don't snitch on mommy.

3:49 is amazing, despite what you may have already heard. But don't skip to it, it needs context.

(A Letter to Dear Mr.) Jesus 3:49

Ugh, even as a child, hearing this on the radio made me want to harm everyone responsible for this glurge-fest.

I remember that some football fan made a parody mocking some NFL team. It was a slow news month so it became an Issue. I'll 5 anyone who digs that up.

I never understood why she was so worried that her father, who beats her, would find out that her mother beats her

Dear Little Girl,

Thanks for your interest in my ministry. My fans are what makes all the hard work I do worthwhile.

Unfortunately, the nature of my condition makes it impossible to respond personally to the voluminous prayers, chants etc. But rest assured, your request has been brought to my attention and, although I cannot guarantee I will have time to address the matter at hand, it will receive the consideration it deserves.

Please enjoy the enclosed stickers and photos and thanks for having faith!


Sincerely yours,

Jesus

Well this just turned me off kids for good.

I am never not wearing a condom again.