simon666 Quick, somebody put a pancake on Darius' head!
jangbones he needs to go on tour with Einstein, the smallest horse
memedumpster Holy shit you weren't kidding about bonus owner crazy! Also, this is a very satisfying bunny rabbit video.
MrBuddy Oh my word, THAT'S who the owner is?! I remember reading a thread about the bunny and seeing pictures of her dressed up but I figured they were joking or something.
Comeuppance "Have you ever seen a rabbit this big?"
"FUCK NO YOU HAVEN'T. THIS IS THE BIGGEST RABBIT IN THE WORLD. IF YOU SAY YES YOU'RE EITHER WRONG OR FUCKING LYING. SO WHAT IS IT, CHUMP? IS THIS THE BIGGEST RABBIT YOU'VE EVER SEEN OR ARE YOU A FUCKING LYING MORON ASSHOLE?"
"DAMN STRAIGHT. THIS MOTHERFUCKER EATS YOUR BODY WEIGHT IN VEGETABLES EVERY WEEK. IF YOU WERE MADE OF GREENS, HE'D FUCKING MURDER YOU AND TURN YOU INTO LITTLE BLACK PELLETS."
eatenmyeyes Then along comes a rabbit named Alexander and gives Darius what for.