Haha oh shit
My Spidey-Sense is tingling! Anybody call for a webslinger?
|Caminante Nocturno |
But math class IS tough! Do you think pretending that it's not is going to do our nation's broads any good?
"You're cooking what for dinner?" Is another Simpsons line in the same vein, so I'm not a *complete* dick.
∫ f(x)dx = F(b) - F(a)
Holy shit, I didn't think this was real. I'm relieved that my mother never bought me Barbies and that my brothers promptly decapitated or disposed of the ones that were gifted to me by relatives.
Nineteen motherfucking ninety two and we were still getting this shit?
Hortense the mule-face doll!
Thinking too much gives you wrinkles.
She doesn't have the down-to-earth good looks of Eleanor Roosevelt.
You want to know what's even funnier, some group of activists/pranksters, switched the voice boxes of this doll and a talking GI Joe Doll and put them back in the stores. Now imagine her saying "EAT LEAD COBRA!"
The Barbie Liberation Front if I remember correctly.
That was also referenced in the hilarious Simpsons episode, in case noting that somehow makes me cooler.
Rodents of Unusual Size
The sailor from GI Joe saying "I'll always be here to help you. Do you have a crush on anyone?" would make my day.
I once attended a talk by a female math professor where she said she had bought a case of these things and now gave them as prizes for her top female students. Apparently they were recalled so quickly they were worth some money at the time as collectors items.
So you know, there's that.
This wouldn't be a problem if someone didn't give her the text book in the first place. Who the hell gave this broad hope she'd be able to think for herself?
Haha. Girls are dumb!
|Jet Bin Fever |
But seriously, who wants a socially responsible talking doll? They don't get dates to the prom.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
This is totally reminding me of this
which was, I hate to say it, not fake. Especially when you've seen the entire thing.
Fuckin' maths, how do they work.
Don't ask me, I'm just a girl! Tee-hee! Tee-hee!
| Register or login To Post a Comment|