|The Mothership |
Pretty much everywhere it's going to be hot.
Pretty much everywhere it's going to be penis.
god damnit Riskbreaker, this is why we cant have nice things...
wow, the pure excitement on the meteorologists' part of seeing this opportunity FINALLY avail itself!
gentlemen... what we have here is "The Perfect Dong"
I think it's pointing towards Vagina.. er, Virginia.
This is the dick joke I've been searching for all my life without even knowing it.
I'm gonna be honest with you guys, when that storm system went over, it was rough times.
The system is obviously in its climax stage.
You laugh, but middle Tennessee really did get fucked. There's been massive and historic flooding.
did tennessee swallow? i heard she does.
You would keep laughing if you knew the people who live here.
Or there, cause I'm not in Dickville.
Jet Bin Fever
I have the Cumberland river in my backyard right now, but I still think this is funny.
That was no accident.
Our God is an awesome God
He rains from heaven above
With wisdom power and love
Our God has an awesome dong
|Herr Matthias |
Five stars because after a weekend in which Nashville doubled the previous record for rainfall in a day, a few dozen people died, cars underwater on the interstate, and numerous people without flood insurance totally fucked because this has NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE, it takes a weatherman drawing a picture that looks a little like a dick to get people to take notice of this over the New York bomb scare, the Pittsburgh Marathon bomb scare, and (horror!) a water main breaking in Boston.
WAAAAH, IT RAINED A BIT IN MY CRAPPY STATE!
glasseye: at least 22 people are dead, entire neighborhoods have been destroyed along with businesses that might never open again, there are gas shortages, people have been advised to boil their water, and power outages are still widespread.
Except for the loss of life, all of this is fixable, but something that cannot be repaired is the fact that you're a worthless piece of shit.
Wander: Yes, because water quality being fucked up isn't a problem at all. You're an idiot.
Deluge of dongs = dicks returning home to roost?
The fact that there's a naval base in a land-locked state is extra hilarious.
I love that a few days after this argument, it came out that there was never actually any danger of the water in Boston being unsafe.
Stars for "deluge of dongs" tag.
Cloudy with a Chance of Genitalia.
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