Why would an American woman go out of her way to marry a doughy, slightly effeminate British man who likes ham, when there are millions of them here at home?

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

2. A robot must obey any orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

4. A robot must lose it's shit when offered ham as long as it does not conflict with the first law.

Men are inferior robots.

I've seen this episode of The Outer Limits.

I don't know if I agree with this commercial. Men aren't known for loving thinly sliced deli meat. If the guy had been beating the robot to death with a 24oz Ribeye... I might have believed it.

If this guy win's through eating lunch meat... isn't that just proving the point that he was a pussy-of-a-man anyways?

This clip doesn't live up to its name. I was hoping to see a robot that cuts off men's genitalia be beaten to death with a salami.

Oh, you're an ugly little robot, aren't you, Timothy? An ugly, smelly, horrible little robot, stuffed with sawdust. A robot who will NEVER have HAM, certainly not unless he gets it himself! A robot who will never drink WINE.

The picture on the fridge.