The Joker had a phaser. 5.
Five because I would have had no idea it was a porn until the last 1/5th of the video.
|Spit Spingola |
There's no way that car is street legal.
Also, Dale DaBone.
I approve of the direction porn is going in.
Here's the problem with this- If the porn has a plot and is fun you won't know when to rub one out, because you are waiting on the next scene. Next thing you know the movie is over and you're still engorged. And I'll be damned if I'll watch a porno twice.
This is entirely too awesome for my puny five stars.
That George Romero is pretty spot-on.
No, no, Snothouse is right. George Romero directed Dawn of the Dead entirely in character.
Wait...this isn't a gay porno?
A BUNCH OF WHORES
|Jet Bin Fever |
So this is what will save the porn industry? Aren't they just fucking the dessicated corpses of other franchises in a very loosely, barely-legal (but not in that way) way?
Not any more than the franchises are fucking themselves. The absence of Christian Bale in this already makes it better than the last two Batman movies.
|Rodents of Unusual Size |
Evan Stone as the Riddler!!!!
He was the lead pirate guy from Pirates! you see.
It's so post-modern that you don't even need to jerk off. It's entirely a mental orgasm.
For making me laugh and almost seriously consider buying this after a long aggravating graveyard shift, I give this five stars of awesome.
Wait, the guy who plays robin's porn name is JAMES DEEN?
|The Faghorn |
Bonus points for not using the too obvious, already nipple suited Batman franchise for inspiration.
When did porn start having production value?
Huh, well this explains who stole all the props from the tv series.
And do i detect a hint of Bruce Timm's art style in the prostitutes in the last shot?
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