My cat did this. For months on end. At all hours of the day. It stopped being cute after about 22 seconds.
|Frank Rizzo |
"SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS CHRIST!!!"
|Caminante Nocturno |
Kitty cat, standing up there like a cat pope.
A second after the end of this clip, the cat leapt down right on the cameraman's face and started tearing into his flesh with it's claws.
-5 for the annoying dude.
+1000000000000000 for the cat.
"I'm not a parrot, asshole. Get some canned foot."
Mmmmmm, canned foot is delicious. But then what to do with the shoes?
You can try to burn them, but the neighbours complain about the smell. Better to throw them overboard off the B.C. coast.
More dead, humping cats please.
Someone sure gets pissy about 1 stars!
minus four for bad math & voting own submission
Mallow? Mellow? Manilow? Manllow!
My cat did it too, no big deal.
C A T.
Attribute less than
My cat only communicates in pain.
that mans voice is intolerable.
|Nyms Lives! |
So, years ago I was hanging out at this chick's house and her cat walks in to her room. The following exchange happened:
"Hey, what do you want?"
"OK, I'll take you out later."
As you can imagine that freaked me out a little.
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