The future of entertainment, ladies and gentlemen!
|Dr Dim |
Holy shit. According to youtube he has BEEN TO GERMANY.
I sleep better at night knowing these children's lives are owned by multinational corporations. Souless, unforgiving, multinational corporations.
And stage parents.
I get off on their suffering is what I'm saying.
BradsBrotherStu She seems like a very stupid little girl. Why does she have a boy's name? 15 4 hours ago
Say, nice Beiber!
we don't say that in america
Yeah, that's what I was asking.
Nice hat in Spring, retard. Fucking hate this kid.
The other guy is in a short sleeved shirt so it can't be cold enough in that studio for him to need a hat.
The main character in the game "Africa" utilized the same hat type in African savanna...
Is he just some kid they picked randomly to be the next tween superstar?
He's just trying to avoid acknowledging that he killed my grandfather in WW2.
he could have even said "you mean the language?" and he still would have looked like an idiot
|Jet Bin Fever |
I'm eagerly waiting until puberty ruins his career.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I look forward to the many Behind the Scenes and Extra interviews about his many shameful drug escapades and humiliating public statements, such as "what the hell are birds?" and "soundtrack...you mean like when you listen to your ipod while running?"
I'm prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt and suggest the question he heard is the apparently nonsensical "Is German for basketball true or false?
Why is there a "jerking" tag on the YouTube video?
"We don't say that in America"
This gets even more retarded when you realize he's Canadian.
He's also been living in America since his career took off apparently. Which is pretty much his entire adolescence, so he's more or less American by default.
Seriously though, the only person I've ever heard get mad about the 'America is two continents!' thing was an arrogant bitch in grade seven who thought she had outsmarted everyone.
Yah, well I don't know who Justin Bieber is!
See, here's the thing. This kid is a Pageant Baby. He's been raised from birth to sing and dance and entertain. It's pretty much like being raised in a sensory deprivation chamber. He doesn't know that German is a language. He can't name any professional athletes other than the very nice football player he met while doing Lopez Tonight last week. He's only dimly aware of who the President is and what he does.
Dont they make him to go to school? Isn't it against the law not to teach kids stuff, like oh say geography, history?
Not really, I mean, you can homeschool your kids to believe Christian Math.
GOD CREATED THE MATHEMATICAL LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE SO EVEN WHEN YOU'RE DOING YOUR TIMES TABLES YOU NEED TO BE PRAISING GOD
|Syd Midnight |
This also means he doesn't know about WW2 or Tiger tanks or Hitler or Messerschmits, which means he's not just dumb but abnormal for an adolescent male.
Oh boy, this is a great prank opportunity for someone pretending to be his concert costume designer.
"Here. Their called 'Jackboots'."
"And here's the arm band."
"Dat arm band got a fucked-up letter X on it."
"Yes, the X is for 'excellent'."
"Escalent? We don't say dat in America."
Also, it's really worth knowing that this little turd has a fucking "SWAGGER COACH." Seriously.
This kid is simply the current David Cassidy. Bieber will earn most of his life's earnings in either Las Vegas or Branson, Missouri.
"Bieber is jewman for Basketball true or false"
"We don't say that in America"
Right you are.
This is the first time I saw a video with Justin Bieber in it and I must say this kid is off to a good start.
I'm surprised that he hasn't heard of Germany, given that we made it our goal a few years ago to bring democracy there.
|Big Name Celebrity |
Germans: how do they work?
I'd wager he's still smarter than Palin.
Also, those stars are for making me weep for our future. Thanks again PoE!
What is a Justin Bieber? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF IGNORANCE.
I hope his private plane crashes. So as I can enjoy seeing all the heartbroken 14 year old girls crying on TV.
Their suffering is what I get off on.
Justin Beiber is smarter than all of you. He knows that "Deustch" is correct, not "German"
ich denke nichts
|Rape Van Winkle |
Too good to be true.
But who's the dumb girl?
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