I'm seeing double here - four Krusty's!

Do pubes count?

Better than ShamWow.

Cant we just fill nets with cats and dogs and drag it around the spill in a speed boat? (The ones that survive could be washed off and donated to prisons for stew or whatever)

imagine a hair farm an industrial facility devoted to producing as much hair as possible by any means

I wonder how much oil is used in order to ship all that hair around by postal mail to begin with.

(Okay, it's a tiny amount compared to what gets spilled, and a drop in the ocean of the worldwide need for oil that leads to spills happening to begin with, so this is a very disingenuous comment.)