Half-assing a half-assed song is definitely the best way to make people take you seriously.

Ow how did this pen end up jammed into my skull why is my hand covered in blood oh I see a bright light I'm coming grandpa

GOD DAMMIT STANLEY

Man. I wish there was a camp where all these people could go so they could concentrate on spreading furry pride. Some sort of concentration camp.

Pride has a double meaning in this context. It can take the usual meaning, that is, these people are proud to be sexually attracted to cartoons of centaurs or whatever it is they go for. But "pride" can also refer to a group of lions, and lions have fur. Clever!

"We just wanna live while we're alive." WHAT THE FUCK?! What does that even mean? This is why you people need to die, don't you get it?

I'm a Furry, and I approved this message.

The singer could get in tune better, but it sounds like she has a strong voice. The brown Doggie getting with his tongue hanging out is cute!

Awful.

I'm a pretty open-minded guy. And then, way back when, before CSI, before MTV specials, before even PoETV, PoE introduced me to Furries...
Thank you, Portal of Evil, for providing me the unique feeling of hatred mixed with nostalgic melancholy.

"I won't be silenced! I will shout out loud! My voice will not be silenced!"

"Alright, what do you want to say?"

"I dress up like a schnauzer and masterbate to dog videos on the net!"

"..."

The line "We ain't gonna live forever" gives me some comfort.

Their veins should be like open highways too.

Before I clicked this, I silently hoped it would be a furry filk version of the Bon Jovi song. Thank you, poeTV.

Needs reverb.

bon jovi noooooooooooooo :(

Arizona banned the wrong people in their law.